NEWS: Someone Please Help Me, This Trailer Just Knocked My Dick Off

I thought this was going to be a story about someones dick getting knocked off by a trailer. Like a travel trailer. I was imagining some white trash dude in a wife beater going dickless after his house dropped on him.

Hilarious. Looks fabulous.

Witness the CoolerKing trying to create Snakes On a Plane 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I am so glad I'm not the only one that thought of that.

I'm looking forward to the movie, yes. But this commentary made me LOL all over my desk. You had me at "my balls hits the floor with a metallic clank, rolled under a nearby bookshelf, and exploded like two fucking hand grenades.", TheCoolerKing. Bravo.

Something for everyone.

*Massive boner*

Smokin Aces Part Deux?

I LOL'd. I'm going to see that movie JUST because of this review. Honestly. I shall be in the lineup right behind you. I'm the dork who keeps whispering "that nerdy kid is Dracula. *snicker*". A bit creepy, but you'll get used to it.

Accord. Clive Owen is sweet, Paul Giamatti starring vehicles automatically get plus five stars. So what if we don't agree on capital punishment?

Also: "That nerdy kid is a Dracula?" LOL

I really wasn't going to watch the trailer , but having seen it I must admit it looks like it could be a fun time . Mainly the idea of watching Giamatti playing a villain floats my boat .

It could be this years Crank!

Wicked cool Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti in one movie I'm so there !!!!

Hilarious commentary

Goddamn.

FUCKING AWESOME.

I would rather see Monica Belluci shooting things up though. I best there's some ridiculous twist at the end and she turns out evil. Or stereotypical romance.

kickass! I can't wait.

TheCoolerKing is god. Bow down before him.