Zombie Apocalypse

Ok I have no ide if this has been posted before and the search function turned a fifty million replies so how would you fare in the upcomming Apocalypse. Zombie Quiz

55% chance of survival. I'm okay with that.

36% chance. My willingness to help others, and my inexperience with fire-arms and explosives would be my undoing.

47% chance. I don't own any guns, but I do know how to use them if I should be able to get my hands on any. I have plenty of non-perishable food, and liquor which can be made into Molotov cocktails for zombie eradication purposes. I do have a katana that will work well for zombie killing in close quarters.

42% and i was probably being a little generous with some of the questions. all things considered i'd probably be zombie food

72% chance. Apparently, I'm one zombie killing son of a bitch.

I always suspected, but never knew. Thank God for online quizzes... because they never lie.

56%

i think i need to use the internet for good things , like learning how to blow things up

37%

Not as bad as I thought.

77%.

i own guns. lots of them. and watch Zombie movies all the time.

How did I get a better percentage than you, SourPatchKid? That makes no sense. But 82%. I rock. YAY!

Edit: Maybe it's because I made a point to read the Zombie survival guide and, while nothing terrifies me more than zombies or the prospect of my loved ones becoming zombies, I'd be the first to step up and blow their heads off should they become one. Here's to running full force (not literally) at the things you fear as opposed to cowering in a dark corner!

no it's because i have a little heart. I knew it was wrong, but i said i would make an attempt to save my loved ones.

When in reality, when dealing with Zombies. Loved ones are just not an option.

It said 50%, but I think I'd have a better chance than that. I'm crafty.

Hey. Are you saying I have no heart? I mean...I would want to go save my loved ones but it's just a bad idea, as you said, in reality.

However, I have no doubt that my mom would score higher than me. Did I mention she rocks? So I guess I shouldn't worry so much about my loved ones.

81%

But I know id be good 2 go. I own more guns at home than my unit has at work almost. And i have a copy of max brooks zombie survival guide......good book even if it is a joke

69% is a good number. I'm going to have to get more spaghettios and try it again.

53%...not sure why...I guess since I don't keep a lot of non-perishable food around and can't run to save my life.

72%...
I know i'd do better, but it's nice to know someone else thinks i might survive.

67% -Damn, I couldn't even get 69!

37%, I'd be that girl in the movie who dies trying to save a kitten or something equally ridiculous.

34%... under ordinary circumstances I'm Zombie-lunch. But my strategy is straightforward. I'll go find Mneylu. She is impervious to Zombie attacks and will protect me.

42%--My complete lack of firearms and firearm-related experience combined with my sappy concern for my loved ones will make the Zombie Apocalypse tough for me. Fortunately, the windows of my house, even though it's only one floor, are pretty high off the ground.

as long as you aren't trying to save this asshole

70%

I have no idea who he is, so I don't think I would , my compassion doesn't go as far as strangers. Just cute animals.

43% but it's too hot here for zombies
they would be reaaaaly slow that should up my percentage
a few tics