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Sabine

Sabine

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

AUG 30, 2006 01:51 PM

from one of my favorites, when homer gets medicinal marijuana.

otto (all stoned and staring at his hands): they call 'em fingers, but i've never seen 'em 'fing.'

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

AUG 30, 2006 01:54 PM

Sabine said:
from one of my favorites, when homer gets medicinal marijuana.

otto (all stoned and staring at his hands): they call 'em fingers, but i've never seen 'em 'fing.'



"Oh wait, there they go"

VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

OCT 09, 2006 03:36 PM

Sabine said:
from one of my favorites, when homer gets medicinal marijuana.

otto (all stoned and staring at his hands): they call 'em fingers, but i've never seen 'em 'fing.'



bahahahaha

that was a good one.

VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

OCT 09, 2006 03:41 PM

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!

Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?

Mr.Burns: Precisely.

VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

OCT 09, 2006 03:50 PM

"The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few." -Grandpa Simpson

VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

OCT 09, 2006 04:05 PM

Have to add one more:

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." -Homer


lololololol

Britaly

Britaly

Long Beach, CA
April 2006

NOV 15, 2006 11:55 PM

"Grandpa, this flag only has 47 stars on it."
"I refuse to recognize misso-ruh as a state."

Homer(answering the door wearing a grocery bag)-.... I have misplaced my pants.

JFK in a dream sequence- Liiserrrr....

Lisa- Bart, do you realize what this means? The next time we go to sleep we could die!
Grandpa- Welcome to my world!! (falls asleep)

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

NOV 16, 2006 03:23 PM

Burns: 'now let me get a picture of you, hold still for 18 mins'

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

NOV 16, 2006 07:29 PM

You've held me back long enough, I'm going to clown college!

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

NOV 16, 2006 07:31 PM

Eternalxile said:
You've held me back long enough, I'm going to clown college!



I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

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