Funny Simpsons lines

"Oh wait, there they go"

bahahahaha

that was a good one.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!

Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?

Mr.Burns: Precisely.

"The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few." -Grandpa Simpson

Have to add one more:

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." -Homer


lololololol

"Grandpa, this flag only has 47 stars on it."
"I refuse to recognize misso-ruh as a state."

Homer(answering the door wearing a grocery bag)-.... I have misplaced my pants.

JFK in a dream sequence- Liiserrrr....

Lisa- Bart, do you realize what this means? The next time we go to sleep we could die!
Grandpa- Welcome to my world!! (falls asleep)

Burns: 'now let me get a picture of you, hold still for 18 mins'

You've held me back long enough, I'm going to clown college!

I don't think any of us expected him to say that.