Funny Simpsons lines

Homer: " what are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with the bees in their mouths? So, when they bark they shoot bees?"

i have a ham radio.
h.s.

me flunk english?!? that's unpossible!

Help me Jeebus!

Mmmmm... sacrilicious! (gargle)

Anyway, the doctor said that my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there.
-- Ralph Wiggum

I'm Idaho!

- Ralph Wiggum

Homer: "But without all the putrid grease, all you can taste is the hog-anus..."

Spike

One more from my man Ralph...

"I'm peddeling backwards!"

i'm not NOT licking toads.
h.s.

"Look at me, Smithers! I'm Davey Crockett!!"

- Mr. Burns

"DAd you ate all the free samples, now you are eating mens slacks" bart

"Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics."
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"To alcohol: the cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems."
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"Sis simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

"hey buddy you better get that checked out. my uncle died of crotch dot" chief wiggums

Ralph to Bart : "Thats where the leprechaun lives that tells me to burn things"


[Edited on Aug 15, 2003 by UglyDante]

Dr Hibbert:
Too crazy for boy's town, too much of a boy for crazy town.

homer: trying is the first step to failure.

Ralph: "It's healing over my hand!"

Homer: "It knows your afraid"

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Rod (or Todd?): "Lying makes baby Jesus cry."

warden: "mr simpson, there's no air in space."
homer: "there's an air and space museum."

lisa: "paul bunyan never fought rodan!"

burns: "you, foodbag."

Kodos, as Bob Dole: "Abortions for all! (crowd boos) Very well, no abortions for anyone (crowd boos again) Hmm Abortions for some, Miniature American flags for others! (crowd cheers)"

all from Ralphie:

"it tastes like burning!"

"It says you 'Choo-choo-choose me' and theres a picture of a train"

"FREEZE you crazy mommy!"

"Go banana!"

Ralph: "Principle Skinner and Mrs.Crabapple were in the closet making babies, and one came out, and it looked at me"
Chief Wiggum: "It LOOKED at you?!!!!"


[Edited on Aug 15, 2003 by Koleeta]