Lamest Tattoo Ever: Suggestions

Okay, my friend Craig is one crazy motherfucker. He lives in one of the ghettoest parts of Tacoma, right in the middle of the hood, and has a pirate flag hanging by his front door. He's chubby, white, and going bald, and he still talks like a hardcore gangsta. He has a daughter named Eris. In short, he's one of my best friends. Anyway, he's looking for some ideas on what to get for a tattoo.

See, Craig already has regular tattoos- the sacred Chao, a bar code, etc. What he's looking for is the lamest tattoo he can find. Some of the suggestions have been:

• Two stick figures 'doing it'
• A portrait of himself with a banner that says "In Loving Memory", and the dates
• "I Have Colored Ink In My Skin" *my suggestion*

Anyway, what would all of you suggest? I wanna hear it- we're gonna get a bunch and write them down on slips, and make him draw one from a hat.

i would go for....elvis costello's portrait with an "R.I.P." even though elvis costello's not dead. or a picture of elmo. elmos really fucking lame.

edited cause i forgot to put the "of" before "elmo"

[Edited on Aug 14, 2003 by bigsissy]

His first girlfriends name.

A heart that says "Mom".

A big spot. One solid color. No meaning.

Brilliant Ideas

• Mickey Mouse
• a snow man
• the starbucks logo
• the Mcdonalds logo
• A clown
• "lol"
• 1+1=2
• a childs drawing
• a dolphin with the word "whaaaazup" above it (whos seen that episode of clone high?)
• and... ummm.....OMG! A FAMILY CIRCUS COMIC!!!!!!

I am so evil

[Edited on Aug 14, 2003 by desidia]

The ultimate cliched tattoo. Everything. But together.

Mom with a heart, and also an anchor. Then a rose with thorns, and also a dove with a knife through it, and perhaps also the comedy/tragedy sad clowns. And also gotta have a name like "Bubba" tattooed in that airbrush gangsta stylee too.

I'm partial to the kanji for "I dunno" so that when people ask what it means, he can tell them.

a tattoo of the word tattoo only speeled wrong,. the birthday of hitler with a swastika and a line through it

for all the emo people out there.
A Bullseye over your heart.

i drew a rad picture of a cat in a hotdog suit vomiting blood into a cash register.

a pot leaf

the only way to really prove love is to start writing checks, you know.

steve-o probably has all the lame tattoo ideas covered

you could get a naked chick in a bed of skulls and snakes, strapped in dynamite and barbed wire in front of a big heart that says MOM with an anchor

but that might be a bit cliche...

i'm sure getting a lame 90's lyric (i.e. MACARENA) tattooed could have the desired effect?

Hulk Hogan

a tatoo of yourself two inches taller.

woops beat me to it

get a hunk of cheese!!!

...that would be even better if this were called the "cheesiest tattoo ever"...oh well

He should get a tatt of george bush jr. wearing a cowboy hat, whilst straddling a weapon of mass destruction......that would be dope.

A portrait of his Everquest character perhaps?

a heart with the words "your mom" written on it

a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on it. on his butt

a frog smoking a stogie and playing a banjo flicking you off

godzilla giving manlove to king kong

ron howards face

the word "you" in a circle with a slash through it

Get the words "your name" tattooed so when you begin dating a girl you can go "I know we've only been together for two days but, I got your name tattooed on me, I love you so much" to temporarily freak her out.