So wrong. So very, very wrong.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, there goes my good day. fuck.

Do you know where they keep the films? Let's bomb it.

What's the point of bashing a movie - lamenting how much it sucks, that the actors in the film are obviously doing it because they're broke or that their standards have been compromised, etc. - when the movie hasn't been released yet?

As Larry the Cable Guy once said, "it's like wipin' before you poop, it don't make no sense!"

I suppose you're right. I'd probably watch it because I was a big fan as a child. I'm just afraid they're going to butcher my favorite childhood cartoon.

It does if you already know shit is coming out.

I'll give anything with Jason Lee a shot, but can you think of any way Alvin and the Chipmunks as rappers won't look/sound absolutely ridiculous?

I love having my youth anally raped like this.

Ha ! I thought it was Charlie Sheen . My mistake .

Don't feel bad...I thought it was Bruce Campbell.

An honest mistake, since that's who they should've cast.

Oh my God. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. That's going to be so much hideous awful terrible mindraping FUN. I already know what I'm getting for Christmas.

Eh, it's just a teaser poster...doesn't mean those are their "normal" costumes. There could be a severely lame sequence in the movie featuring some sort of furry-chitter-rap...I don't know.

Either that or the home-boy look is a poor attempt to appeal to "cool" kids.

I thought it was Tom Hanks.

Is that Vince Vaughn???

Don't you mean "rapped"???

Theodore looks like one of the Fat Boys...I think that's reason enough.

If it was, I would seriously rethink my position on this.

Beastie Boys OST.

Oh good freaking god.

Is Michael Bay directing it?

It's Jason Lee.

I know.

We can only being to hope.

Hey, at least the person who did the original voices for Alvin and Simon will be doing the voices for this incarnation.

NO YOU DIDN'T.