NEWS: Mexicans Stealing Our Jobs, Starting From the Top Down

CELEB: Mexicans Stealing Our Jobs, Starting From the Top Down

We all knew this was coming.

Way to set an example, Bill. What hope do the rest of us have if not even you can stem this tide? I knew putting nerds in charge was a mistake.

Guy who “chomps cigars,” easily trumps “guy who puts in cigarette backwards to look cool at party and ends up choking and making a fool of himself,” any day of the week. C’mon, we all know that had to have happened at some point. No doubt the memory of that night was what propelled him to greatness. And the fading of that ememory is clearly what has hastened his fall.

He needs the fear put back in him. The angry red-faced, spittle soaked chants of “Nerd!” ringing in his ears will re-ignite his once flaming passions.

I urge each of you to pull out all the stops. If we as a nation can spur him on to the greatness he once held, then he in turn can carry us on his brittle nerd-back to undreamed of new heights. Um, provided he doesn’t suffer from vertigo.

Purple-nurples, wedgies, the royal flush, the dick-kick, the New Jersey book knock… All tools we must use to get him back on the right track… and with him… America!

Mexican publication? Hmmm… I bet it’s all a lie. Whew, false alarm everyone, call it off, no need to haze the geek.

Although, now that I think about it, a quick Indian Burn would only serve to keep him motivated.


TheCoolerKing does not actually advocate the pummeling of nerds, rich or otherwise, for any reason.

I bet Carlos' wife is hotter than Bill's wife too.

Mexico, Fuck Yeah!

He's a widower since 1999. Forbes is supposed to put him on top of the list next time they publish it, according to sources

yeah and we will still your job too while you are writting articles for Suicide Girls News... what do you think about that?

Bill and Melinda Gates
I stand by my original comment.

bill gates gives away his money, so he lifts the burden of his shoulders
being so rich makes you feel guilty.. sometimes
they all should give more money to good causes

They took our job!

Here I had my heart set on richest man in the world, damn!

Dek yerp ah derrr!

chicken sandwich???

LOL...

Get out of my head!!!! I was thinking of that one too!!!

Carlos Slim is also a big philantropist... Fundación Telmex pays for poor people's surgeries, maintains schools and stuff. As long as they help, I don't mind the reasons why they do it.

while i assume your intention is tongue-in-cheek, your commentary mostly comes off as being ignorant. try thinking before you type.

Please, enlighten me as to what I'm coming off ignorant about...

your general tone is one of american superiority. while i realise your intention was to be jocular, it doesn't come across that way to me. your editorial just wasn't funny. largely based on your attempt at a humorous premise that another job has been taken from an american by a mexican, when in fact it hasn't. illegal immigration and illegal employment is a serious issue that doesn't work well being juxtaposed with such a triviality as world's richest person. the comparison is terrible.

furthermore, you're neglecting the fact that bill gates has endowed his charitable organization, the bill and melinda gates foundation, with roughly 40bn dollars of his personal wealth. contrast that with slim's 10bn to his own foundation.

one last thing that really bothered me was your discounting of a mexican financial publication's findings simply because it's mexican. it reeks of a sense that mexicans and all that mexicans are capable of is inferior. just because mexico has a lot of internal problems, doesn't mean they're not intelligent and capable of coming to defendable conclusions.

are you fucking serious?

yes i am.

i suggest you go out and buy yourself a sense of humor then...

Or maybe a pair of pliers, with which you can remove the stick from yr behind.

defend your position that it's funny.

i challenge you to support your position with something more than an insult.