NEWS: True Stories by Rob Corddry: Tales of the iPhone

Disturbing, disgusting, and delightfully entertaining.

I laughed. I cried. I crapped my pants. That'll teach 'em!

wow, quite an experience.

Awesome read.

Sounds like you were waiting a few feet away outside the Huntington Beach AT&T store.

The iPhone is not an anal-safe toy! It ends up costing you a lot more than the sticker price if you have to pay a doctor later on to extract it from your ass, you know.

Things to think about before buying an iPhone, kids: the additional cost of removal from ass. It's like a hidden fee, man. You gotta think about these things.

*shakes head*

intense

You never disappoint, Rob

that one is my favorite signature.

.....starfish.....LO-effin'-L !!!

This is the best iPhone related article I've read, and I've read probably over a hundred.

I am now changing my signature to read "Swnt fr4m my ipwn"

Hilarious. You sir, are the best.

I liked this.

well, I'm certainly wet.

I hear the iPhone self-lubricates.

hey, you're kind of funny. who knew?