NEWS: New Miracle Cure: Good Old Fashioned Whipping

Dr. Nixon. Wow.

That's it! I'm moving to Siberia! It was going to happen sooner of later anyway.

I'd have thought so; it seems pretty obvious to me. But then, more data is usually good, and if you can get paid to whip/be whipped then more power to you Siberian Scientists.

nice....

well, if that's all they're going to pay for, no thanks.

Don't you hate when you go through the trouble to go somewhere and find out that you are already there

Thats because wherever you go, there you are.

Hmmm, this is great news. Next up they need to study Shibari.

I bet you anything it has to do hooking up to your own endorphins. The best drugs are from within, sometimes!

I believe the phrase "My reputation has preceded me" is the one you need....

+1

Yes, you were. Why would the existence of gulags in Siberia preclude scientists there? We are talking about a quarter of a continent here.

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That's up to you, of course. I just felt you were trying to make some sort of obsolete political point. Either that, or you had a kneejerk reaction, "Siberia = gulag". Or both.