NEWS: Why Are Squirrels Such Fucking Assholes?

I think squirrels Rock They are the cutest and most inquisitive animals. I love them!

Youtube or it didn't happen.

Steve Carrel played the part perfect in Over The Hedge.

Cracked out squirrels, you never see a squirrel all chill like, Hey- innocent bystander; can I chill with you? No, they're all like: Hey- elderly woman, construction guy, and elderly guy, you know you taste like chicken.

Imagine if you could train them to build small electronic stuff, that Blu-Ray player or HD-DVD player's price would drop to $30. I'm for that. Train them for CPR since they're always there when you're in the middle of nowhere choking on some Jack in The Box, payment would be whatever food you have left.

Squirrels Eat Dog

And in Mother Russia, squirrels eat YOU.

Squirrel Mafia

Webcomic called Candi. Features the Squirrel Mafia (though you really need to read the whole thing to understand).

- RC

Tose are those Eastern European vampire squirells. they just do shit like that.

I love how the man who would only identify himself ... is the one who knows that all the pine cones are missing. Is there a pine cone conspiracy in Russia? Similar to the Stargate conspiracy? I mean, I know the Russians dig on conspiracy and spys.. but PINE CONES?

This article lightened up my day lol

C&D are chipmunks, much like Alvin, Simon, Theodore doot, doot doo-doo-do-doot.

Evan's Mom has the squirrels in her command. They come and take peanuts right out of your hand. The other day a chipmunk came in her back porch and tried to drag the whole bag of peanuts away.
I'm pretty sure she's training an army of forest creatures.

i likes teh squirrels. they talk to me y'know and they tell me things.

wow thats one batshit crazy squirrell. Is it possible that he was smoking crack or something?

that's just the regular German Squirrels.

Wait til the SS Death Squirrels start attacking, in tandem with the Luftwaffe Squirrels. You won't be laughing then.

That magic there, that makes me smile.

This one passed me by, but that headline is pure genius on so many levels.