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gnolnad

gnolnad

Japan
January 2007

JUN 15, 2007 10:54 PM

I think squirrels Rock wink They are the cutest and most inquisitive animals. I love them!

5371W

5371W

Elizabethtown, KY
May 2005

JUN 16, 2007 12:00 AM

Youtube or it didn't happen.

audiophiliac

audiophiliac

Portland, OR
September 2006

JUN 16, 2007 02:43 AM

Steve Carrel played the part perfect in Over The Hedge.

Cracked out squirrels, you never see a squirrel all chill like, Hey- innocent bystander; can I chill with you? No, they're all like: Hey- elderly woman, construction guy, and elderly guy, you know you taste like chicken.

Imagine if you could train them to build small electronic stuff, that Blu-Ray player or HD-DVD player's price would drop to $30. I'm for that. Train them for CPR since they're always there when you're in the middle of nowhere choking on some Jack in The Box, payment would be whatever food you have left.

Razorchild

Razorchild

Simi Valley, CA
March 2005

JUN 16, 2007 03:18 AM

Squirrels Eat Dog

And in Mother Russia, squirrels eat YOU.

Squirrel Mafia

Webcomic called Candi. Features the Squirrel Mafia (though you really need to read the whole thing to understand).

- RC

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 16, 2007 05:58 AM

Tose are those Eastern European vampire squirells. they just do shit like that.

Azkadellia

Azkadellia

South Haven, MI
April 2007

JUN 16, 2007 06:09 AM


Squirrels Eat Dog

And in Mother Russia, squirrels eat YOU.



I love how the man who would only identify himself ... is the one who knows that all the pine cones are missing. Is there a pine cone conspiracy in Russia? Similar to the Stargate conspiracy? I mean, I know the Russians dig on conspiracy and spys.. but PINE CONES?

lilcupcake

lilcupcake

Kitchener, ON
June 2006

JUN 16, 2007 08:50 AM

This article lightened up my day lol

Ciroc

Ciroc

Santa Barbara, CA
December 2003

JUN 16, 2007 12:08 PM

soft_shoulder said:
WTF! Chip & Dale have lost their way.



C&D are chipmunks, much like Alvin, Simon, Theodore doot, doot doo-doo-do-doot.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

JUN 16, 2007 01:41 PM

Subrosa said:

DhD_PillowPants said:
The ones out here throw hickory nuts and pecans at you.



They used to do that when I was a kid in Michigan, too.

Of course, I was usually trying to hit them with a slingshot, so I guess it was only fair.



Evan's Mom has the squirrels in her command. They come and take peanuts right out of your hand. The other day a chipmunk came in her back porch and tried to drag the whole bag of peanuts away.
I'm pretty sure she's training an army of forest creatures.

bucolic

bucolic

Dayton, OH
June 2006

JUN 16, 2007 02:29 PM

i likes teh squirrels. they talk to me y'know and they tell me things.

timirevolting

timirevolting

Astoria, NY
December 2004

JUN 16, 2007 05:00 PM

wow thats one batshit crazy squirrell. Is it possible that he was smoking crack or something?

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JUN 16, 2007 05:44 PM

that's just the regular German Squirrels.

Wait til the SS Death Squirrels start attacking, in tandem with the Luftwaffe Squirrels. You won't be laughing then.

elpuffy

elpuffy

Wagoner, OK
January 2006

JUN 17, 2007 07:42 PM

mojo007 said:
It is a fact that the squirrels in Bixton, london are actually digging up and eating the crack that the dealers are burying in the park.

Lesson number one - don't bury your crack in the common.



That magic there, that makes me smile.

Alaina

Alaina

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

JUN 18, 2007 08:12 AM

SHELLAC- squirrel song

This is a sad fuckin' song
We'll be lucky if I don't bust out crying

How does it feel?
Your night light, your curling iron
Lit up by the sweat of others,
For many's the day
But not from November to May

The floor is littered
With woodchips and apple cores
And hulls (holes?) of acorns
There is a chattering sound

Because they were squirrels; real squirrels.
(And there were thousands)
This isn't some kind of metaphor,
Goddamn, this is real

guerillasphere

guerillasphere

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

JUN 18, 2007 06:46 PM

This one passed me by, but that headline is pure genius on so many levels.

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