NEWS: Foot Fetishtastic!

CULTURE: Foot Fetishtastic!

Oh. Ma. Gawd.

If you’ve been pussyfooting around, looking for a new sex toy, beyond the realm of the norm, have I got a foot for you…

For just $105, the SiFeet Pussy Foot can be yours. Thanks to an adolescent bout with bulimia, I can read The Foot's promotional material without losing my lunch:

Finally, the perfect combination of foot and vagina that we've all been waiting for!

Well...that's it. NOW i've seen everything...(croaks)

Euu.

Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer improvise something similar but with the real thing?

holy fuck

...


i am currently hard at work on the companion product...
a hand with a mouth.

What the...so...I'm the only one with a real vagina in my foot??




..Freaks.

Thats a pretty sore excuse for a pussy, if you ask me. What's up with the toenails? Ladies and gentleman, this is some scary shit.

looks like an ear

Totally sick but someone is a fucking genius and is probably going to be very rich. Those foot fetish guys are pretty committed.

Are we sure this isn't from a David Cronenberg film ? I know I have my suspicions .

Seriously, it didn't freak me out terribly until I saw this...

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Mostly the first and last pictures.

Oh

My

God

If you want to maintain your sanity, don't look at the bottom picture.

Edit: Pixiedust beat me to the scary punch.

PixieDuzt said:
Seriously, it didn't freak me out terribly until I saw this...

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Mostly the first and last pictures.

OH MY GOD!

BTW,

Hilarious

for real. that's the first thing i thought of.

so wrong for so many reasons

I'm sure I'll be seeing one of those soon.

That's not so bad. Anybody read Warren Ellis' Stranger Kisses?

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Imagine one of those Real Dolls. Now imagine an extra vagina in on its neck so you could fuck its throat hole. Now imagine it's not a doll.

This thing cannot not pop up in the next Quentin Tarantino flick.

Bring out the footgina!

PixieDuzt said:
Seriously, it didn't freak me out terribly until I saw this...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mostly the first and last pictures.

Wow, that is some seriously creepy shit.

BTW, I love that you can buy either a right or left. I'm not a foot fetishist, but a foot is a foot, right? Or are some people so hardcore they only go for one or the other?