NEWS: Paris: Kind of a Pansy, Even for an Heiress

CELEB: Paris: Kind of a Pansy, Even for an Heiress

Remember when we were told that she would receive absolutely no special treatment?

Seriously, Paris? You’re telling us you’re not even as tough as Leona Helmsly? You’re saying when the chips are down, when they separate the wheat from the chaff (not only do I not know what this means, I don’t know who the “they” is. Farmers? Whoever they are, they’re doing a fantastic job), Martha Fucking Stewart passes a gut check that you are incapable of even attempting. You’re content saying "I cannot hack this anymore," at around the same time Martha Stewart was still unpacking pinecones and a hot glue gun (sorta stale, I know, but still a nice visual).

Maybe I’m being a bit harsh. After all, a stab wound can be fatal. So can a heretofore-unknown tumor hemorrhaging. Cancer can also -- Wait, what? What's that you say?

It's true, the last thing we’d want is someone in prison being “at risk.” Still, it happens. Not that different from my Hispanic gardener friend. They let him out of jail just last week after he developed a headache.*

* "Let him out jail" is prison slang for someone kicking you in the balls while insulting you racially.

i love how withdrawal is now a "fragile mental state."

bitch was in the clink for like three days without drugs or alcohol. i bet she was pretty addled. sucks to be all those regular people with addictions who have to stay in jail.

we already know shes mental, your in fracking prison of course your mental state isnt going to be normal i mean WTF .... but we all know what really happened, she offered the phychiatriat shitload of money to get her out of there...

next people on death row will be like i dont feel like being here anymore can i leave ?

So when she leaves her house before her time is up (because you know she will) what happens?

Like to stop her seemingly "normal" neighbor with the mysterious dripping garbage bags from murdering her best friend?

I guess her acting skills are better than we thought.

Hey you take your popular movie culture right out of here! This is popular glamour culture time.

P.S. Firefox spellcheck said to spell "glamour" "glamor." But I showed it!

My oh my..... Like we didn't see this coming.

According to TMZ.Com, Paris has been ordered to appear in court Friday morning and the Los Angeles city attorney is asking for her to be placed back into jail.

No shit, right?

no 'kind of ' about it.
i hope LL sees this as her chance to shine.
when they sentence her to jail, she''ll last at least a week...

Good Lord! The system works!

What a total fucking twit waste of space spoiled bitch... christ!

i guess now is as good a time as any to bring this up. who will join me in completing my life's work? it is a project that i call "paris hilton thunderdome." basically we build a thunderdome in my backyard, get drunk, and then i fight her to death. who's in?

ooohhhh.... and the plot thickens...

FUCK yes!!!

Oh god, can I make t-shirts, too?

OOHH!!!!! THE LITTLE BITCH COULDN'T TAKE PRISON. POOR BABY...HOUSE ARREST IN A BILLION DOLLAR MANSION. WHAT A JOKE
I HOPE THAT JUDGE INCREASES HER SENTENCE AND SENDS HER BACK.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE OBSESSION WITH THIS HUMAN PIECE OF SHIT. WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE.
LOVE THE THUNDERDOME IDEA . DOWN WITH THAT FUCKIN' BITCH

She got off so easy even IN jail. Here, first offense driving while suspended is IMEDIATE arrest and booking and there's no turning yourself in later, followed by 60 days in jail. since she was also on probaton, she would have gotten whatever the max for a DUI is, either 6 months or a year, probably, because probation is an alternative t jail and if you violate you fucking do the time your were suppsed to do probation to avoid. By givign her a short sentence to begin with, then cutting it down, and now she doesn't have to do the time?????

Money talks, I guess.

Plus she was late for court. Contempt of court; another probation violation; by that she should have gotten at least a yar for showing TOTAL disregard and disrespect for the court and the judge. There have been a few things in the news lately about which I've been talking with a local judge, and she said in her court Paris would have been remanded to jail without bond the second she showed up late.

And I seem to recall that she'd already been pulled over with no license before and let go. Ludicrous. She was treated special from the getgo.

With all that, she'd have gotten at least a year in jail, and possibly actual prison, 'cause multiple VOPs could have gotten her 2 years prison time.

This deserves a riot.

great, i'm in. i need a new television anyways.

As already noted above, there is movement to have this action reversed.

She is the mistress of manimulation. And, I mean this in a good way. She's better at it than any U.N. negotiator we ever had. She knows that the Western court systems are not law, but perception. A local ADA and lifelong friend of mine, said there are two things you will never see in a court of law: the law or the whole truth. Scarlet O'Hara smiled sweetly, Paris puked. Two forms of political posturing, same result. I for one am proud of her.
Alfaduetto

Yes, as long as your bank account is large enough

smoke more weed. seriously.

C'mon you cannot tell me that Dad did not bribe someone?