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RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUN 07, 2007 08:07 AM

PointBlank said:

RudieCantFail said:
In Soviet Russia...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...yeah... I got nothing...



Murderers kill you?



Now that I think about it, ideally, a bolt of lightning would shoot forth from the sky and zap anyone who uttered that phrase, before they had a chance to finish it.

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JUN 07, 2007 04:18 PM

"Is this needle clean?"


Seriously, why the executioner swabs the arm with alcohol, I'll never know....

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JUN 07, 2007 04:25 PM

Aaron_Lariviere said:
Ten to one my last words will be dull and forgettable, just a tossed-off "shit" as an angry reader dashes my brains out.



I already know what my last words are going to be.

"Hey! What's this do?"

damn you curiosity and your cat killing ways!

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUN 07, 2007 05:10 PM

WishRyder said:
Wait a minute...from famous last words...

"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992



Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey in 1991?

His famous last words were from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? That is AWESOME!!!!



The Reaper Rap. "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper!" Yes, '91. Robert Alton Harris plagiarized B&T for his last words. non-non-non-non-non-non-heinous.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

JUN 07, 2007 05:17 PM

RandomNerd said:
"Is this needle clean?"

Seriously, why the executioner swabs the arm with alcohol, I'll never know....

To act as a sort of astringent; it helps the make the veins easier to hit.

Never having witnessed an execution I couldn't attest to whether they actually DO wipe with an alcohol swab.

kaosfactor

kaosfactor

Boston, MA
February 2004

JUN 07, 2007 05:20 PM

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis"

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