If youre a member of SuicideGirls.com, chances are youre going to be pro-body modification in general. One need only look at the number of comments that sets by lovelies like Sophie, Taye or Benni get to know that people here dig tattoos. Breast enhancements are (usually) embraced as well. People on SG are into such diverse body mods as ear-stretching, scarification and branding. And thats without mentioning all of the things that people have pierced around here. Ears, eyebrows, noses, lips, nipples, clits, dicks, backs, shoulders, belly-buttons, labia, triangles its all been done. Its celebrated. Its kind of how we roll.

So it makes me wonder then, who amongst the SG Community will be the first to get their G-spot pierced? Its the hip new thing, you see. Or not so much pierced, exactly. More like injected with collagen to enhance sexual pleasure.

Karen Roberts scheduled an appointment with her plastic surgeon at the end of a long day. The 22-year-old student at Solano Community College attended morning classes, caught up with homework and took her 4-year-old daughter to a matinee.

By 4 p.m. she sat inside Dr. Justin Salerno's office, readying to become the surgeon's first patient to receive an injection called a G-Shot, also known as G-spot Amplification. With a 3 1/2-inch needle, Salerno would pump a small dose of collagen into his patient's Grafenberg Spot and make it swell to the size of a quarter.
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The procedure, which has been performed on approximately 250 women nationally in the past two years at a cost of $1,850 each, appealed to Roberts because she felt life's rigmarole had left her fatigued by the end of the day, hardly in an amorous mood. Even when she felt the surge of excitement, reaching an orgasm was a time-consuming endeavor that took more effort and energy than she and her husband had to offer.

Apparently, its the new trend in plastic surgery, beginning with designer vaginas and progressing on to this far more utilitarian procedure.

An ob/gyn for 25 years, Salerno has delivered, by his count, 6,000 babies. But a little more than two years ago, while in bed watching a late-night episode of "Dr. Beverly Hills 90210," an E! Channel show that featured [G-Shot inventor Dr. David] Matlock's plastic surgery, Salerno became intrigued. He was looking for a new career path; the artistry behind Matlock's "aesthetic gynecology" led him to what he now calls, "my true calling."

I wonder if that aesthetic gynecology line works at picking up chicks? Hmm

Within months, Salerno had visited Matlock's newly opened Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America in Los Angeles, where the doctor, in addition to inventing the G-Shot, has become the most renowned practitioner in a small but incrementally growing field. In 2005, the first year the American Society of Plastic Surgeons kept statistics on vaginal alterations, 79 women had work performed on their genitals. Last year, the number rose to 1,030.

Women thinking of getting the injection should know that its a temporary fix, as collagen will be absorbed back into the body after 4-6 months. They should also know that the method doctors use to locate the G-spot for injection is, well kinda creepy.

As Roberts sat in Salerno's examination room, she felt a pulse of nervous energy. Even though she'd undergone plastic surgery by Salerno's hands before, she knew this procedure called for client assistance. Since the G-spot is a sensitive tissue area, Roberts would need to manually locate it and give her doctor instructions. According to Dr. Beverly Whipple, a sexuality scholar at Rutgers University and perhaps the world's most prominent G-spot expert, the small area cannot be accessed unless the woman is in a state of arousal; when the woman is excited the tissue palpitates, making the G-spot accessible.

Matlock disputed that arousal was necessary to administer his product to patients. Rather, Matlock explained, they needed to be "in tune" with the area to verbally direct the doctor.

In other words, your doctors going to be fumbling around looking for your G-spot for hours just like the rest of us do. If and when he finds it you may or may not have to be really turned on. Sounds pretty icky to me. But hey, you might be into it. Theres a lid for every pot, I always say.

Regardless, anecdotal responses to the procedure have so far been very positive, even though there is no research to back up G-Shots efficacy.

Sandy Gart, 56, a Southern California nurse who was one of Matlock's first G-Shot recipients, said she got the injection to rekindle her sex drive. Gart said it worked so well, she's had three more injections; the collagen reabsorbs into the body within four months, and Matlock says 60 percent of his patients have returned at least once.

"It was good the first time, and it's kept on working," Gart said.

Kind of like Enzyte for women. Except this actually appears to be working. And it involves shoving a needle into your vagina.

Not that Subrosa has tried Enzyte. Seriously. He swears.

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 03, 2007 09:05 PM

wow. just wow. I think it would be great for those girls who cant' orgasm, but wow.

Lufy

Ithaca, NY

May 2004

JUN 03, 2007 09:12 PM

Okay....inner lip ("mouth" not "vaj") tattoos sounded like the most painful body-mod one could do to one's self....

....until this. Sticking a NEEDLE thick enough to inject collagen into your G-spot. Wow. I'd imagine that's a rarified breed that can do that.

I get nervy when I go to the dentist.