A technological breakthrough!

I don't often start threads.. In fact i am readily turning into the thread-doctor equivalent of 'Harold Shipman', but i dont often see things like this! Text to speech wozzit
Imagine a tool which gives physically handicapped, mute people a voice. Not the alien/robot/hawking voice but a convincing, natural, dulcet tone! Imagine what joy it could bring to be able to tailor your accent to which ever part of the world you are from!!!

THEN denigrate the wonderful technology when the first thing you type is "cock my lips, stud muffin cock my lips, you big pole vaulter" and select the AUDREY option!! heheh! Oh God.. Im so infantile.. i blame the unseasonally (unreasonably) hot weather..

I can only think of the song on Ok computer:

Fitter. Happier. More Productive. Not Drinking Too Much. You know the one.

that's fred from mac os 8

oh, i could waste hours and hours. so much fun.

i'd sure like to get a copy of the rVoice or AT&T TTS. But I'd rather buy a car instead.