NEWS: Sylvester Stallone Held Together by Glue

CELEB: Sylvester Stallone Held Together by Glue

This is so disgusting. As you may have heard, Sylvester Stallone was arrested in Australia this past February for bringing HGH into the country.

He pleaded guilty on March 15, apologizing and explaining that "he takes the muscle-building drugs for a medical condition and didn't know he was breaking the law." Most recently, Stallone defended his use of the Australia-banned growth hormone, Jintropin, explaining that it's "something he has to take on a regular basis - just to get through the day."

Held together by glue. Lovely. Stallone was formally convicted in May, and ordered to pay A$13,000 ($10,700; £5,400). Upon hearing the verdict, he said, "I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to...wait..."

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lol.

wow

eeew. like humpty-fuckin-dumpty i guess...

is this any surprise?

look at his physique from Rocky to Rocky 3 even...

and the shape he stays in now...

I'm sure he is on a few more things than HgH

I love Sly. Anybody seen the new Rambo movie trailor yet? It's sick!

Oh come on, you know you loved Party at Kitty and Stud's.

You know...I find it increasingly pathetic how famous people fall back on the "I didn't know I was breaking the law" excuse when they get caught doign something. Stallone didn't know that you can't wantonly transport roids...Paris Hilton didn't know that you can't drive on a suspended license...and that you can't break conditions of probation....

Why can't people just fuckin gfess up when they get caught...or even better tell the star-fucking media "I don't have to explain myself".

Very true Cash, how can you be 60 years old and not know you're breaking the law??

Steriods destroy brain tissue.

somewhat unrelated but, glue-guy or not, i'm STOKED for the new Rambo flick

Seriously. If you have to go to a shifty guy who sells drugs in unmarked bottles from an apartment in a sketchy neighborhood... You might be breaking the law. "Oh, I thought the one-eyed guy with all the guns and bodyguards was a REAL doctor! And he was just saving me a trip to the pharmacy by giving me the pills straight from the trunk of his car!"

I agree

Thickens the bones? Wow, I might have look into that.

Super Glue (or Krazy Glue) is good for improvised wound closing if you are ever caught in a Rambo-like situation.

That trailer looks fucking awesome.

IIRC, that was its original purpose.

Indeed...I saw the trailer and I was like wha...wha...what!?!?!?!

Oh yeah, steroids or not, I'm seeing Rambo 4.

Seriously, who rips out people's throats nowadays?

Seriously though, who didn't know this.
In rocky 3 he was jacked out of his mind.
Theres no way he could have gotten there without any help.

And the upcomming film Rambo? Haha, he might even be more jacked.

How cool is it when Rambo turns that dude into mincemeat in that trailer?? I agree with this article when it states that Rambo 4 will fucking RULE!

Alright, now someone give me a good caption for this while I grab a bowl of Raisin Bran.

Like Sly Stallone high protien chocolate pudding!

Although he should have said 'I AM the law!'
(Preferably without the spandex)

You never know what you're addicted to until they make it illegal ... !