Who is your daddy....

if you haven't heard these yet, go to
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml
and listen to the arnold prank calls. they're great.

my real dad is a drunken wife beating mother fucker whom I have seen in 20 some years. The person who i consider my dad is a teacher.

MY DADDY ISSSSSSSSSS........................

NUMEN..............NOLENS VOLENS................
LOCUS POENITENTIAE............
LAPSUS LINGUAE...................MISERERE.............

daddy , are you out there????...............................

this is just one more reason that i love you

i KNEW it! dang,that was quick...

"I told you. My daddy's dead."
"I'm a cop, you idiot!"

my dad was murdered when a was a very young. sorry , dont mean to be a downer.

.......My ..."Real dad"...is now serving 50-life in Lansing, Kansas...(a level five max security prision)...for interstate trafficing of narcotics(cocaine),weapons violations,parole violations,manufacturing charges,domestic violence,terroristic threats, and transporting a minor across state lines(my way younger half-sister).....arent role models a thing of wonder????



my actual "father figure" was a truck driver, who taught me everything about life, that i would ever really need to know.
1)...be honest,...at all times
2>)..work hard for what you want, and you will have it
3.)..treat people how you want to be treated
4)...Never,Never,,,pass judgment on people.....

My dad worked at Disney as well. He worked on the construction of the Contemporary Hotel. That is the hotel the Monorail goes through. I was born in Florida because dad moved here for work.

Mono!

I love my mommy cuz she fucked my daddy.
I love my mommy cuz she FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD!


While that image is nauseating, the song rules.

(It's by msi if you're stuck in a hipster rut.)

My biological father was little more than a chromosome donor. Thanks for the love, pop.

My "dad" is my stepfather. he taught me more than I ever thought I'd know about life.

damn thats funny



[Edited on Aug 06, 2003 by Stirfry]

amazing...i was just diggin the boards to find this thread.

much to my surprise...

My "real dad" is an oddly lifelike doll. My momma says I was a miracle..

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...?

Seemed half appropriate.

My daddy was a drunk, and a gambler, and tried to kill my mum, so they got a divorce.. He took money from my grandpa [to pay debts] to never see me again when I was four. He never paid child support. When my mommy got re-married, he refused to sign papers to let her new husband adopt me. We almost sued him for back child support.

My mommy's most recent husband got brain damage falling off a ladder and used to hit me.

My dad who not only fertilized the egg which became me, but actualy was around to raise me into another cranky asshole like him.

my dad is a great guy.

[Edited on Aug 17, 2003 by sfharpdude55223]

My dad rocks. This is me and him in 1972. He is now no longer the only tattooed member of the family.

What does my dad do? Well...I guess he decomposes. He died in 1988.

Poof.

[Edited on Sep 21, 2003 by NamelessHero]