Who is your daddy....

and what does he do?

Dammit, I was going to post that punchline...

you lack discipline!

Al said:
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

hahaha...

My daddy is not a pickle chugger.

It's not a TUMOR!

First..... i would like to just get to know you

you son-of-a-bitch!!!

come on, don't bullshit me

Guess what? Once my daddy was an embalmer of the dead. Now he drives a parking lot tram at Walt Disney World.

He got hit by lightning, too.

My daddy works for a website too. Runs in the family I guess.

now i'm going to ask you a couple of questions, and i want to have them answered immediately!

Is there a bright light? Will we be strapping me down today? Perhaps holding my eyes open?

I'll keep hoping.

stop it!

My dad is.... well I probably better not say it. lets just say he works closely with somebody very famous and important in California. and he carries a gun.

your mother diddles hamsters.

...I'm a cop you idiot!

Would you guys just get off dads

cause I just got off yours

just kidding, I didn't . . .

my dad's in jail.

McQueen



[Edited on Aug 06, 2003 by ava]

Is anyone going to pretend to be the Asian escort...?

but save some room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach!

You've been bad, Ava.

Go to my room.