Because I gotta....

Well, my friend and I were talking and he said that I was too nice, I said to him in response, "No Im not, im quite a poopy head! Ill prove it"

So here I am, for once being mean, and because he wanted to see just how rude I can be im supposed to say the most offensive thing I can.

Problem is I dont know what to say.

Ive been told by others that my goal of having a pet midget can be taken badly, by the short people, but I see it as no worse than wanting, say, a pet parrot, both are small, look funny, and talk in annoying voices. So thats not too offensive.

So could you all help me? Whats the most offensive thing youve ever had anyone say to you or said to anyone?

Right before I was about to quit my shitty retail job, I told my tiny boss "you remind me of a candy bar because on the outside you look like a lumpy little turd, but on the inside you're filled with gooey crap that gets stuck in my teeth and annoys the shit out of me for the rest of the day." Pretty lame, but it was the best thing I could think of through my rage.

I always make fun of my best friend because his mom's boobs are so big and saggy. One time we were drinking and I mentioned it in front of a bunch of people. Then I said " . . . and she's not a good looking woman either, she looks like him only with big fat titties on her belly."

ouch

how the hell did i spell that wrong the first time

[Edited on Aug 06, 2003 by richiedagger]