Witch hunting

So, tonight me and my buddy are going to go stalking through south anchorage with swords, stakes, and holy water, seeking out covens of the damned and things of that ilk. I probably wont find anything, but I've been having no luck with women lately so this seems like it would be vastly more intersting than spending another evening at home.

eitherway, anyone else undertake to root out and destroy the sinister forces of the prince of lies? I've never had any sucess, but then again I still haven't figured out where to get a copy of hte Vatican's handbook for exorcisms, let alone an old priest and a young priest.

we are on a witch hunt
hunt her down for will she sink or float
we want independence from her spell

we're on a head hunt
we're on a blood hunt
we're on a witch hunt and
we're gonna get you
we're coming after you

Build a bridge out of her.

This post is really fucked up and offensive.

No wonder you have no luck with women.

I dunno if this is serious or not, but I like being on the side of evil, thank you very much. The really powerful black magicians are smart enough not to get caught and are, quite possibly, pretending to be on the other side.

lol, D&D nerds.

She turned me into a newt!!



I .... I got better.

You know sometimes I think people take things way too serious this funny!!!

Anyway if you find a witch. Catch her for me! I hear you can get a killer buzz from smoking one! Or was that burning one at the stake? I forget

please let this be a RPG thing, cos otherwise i'm very upset...

i love witches, went out with one once and she was the coolest, oooh and vamp. chicks too, dang them and their kinky, yet appealling, ways!

elixer said:

ahem. this is a joke right? it's basically no different than going "jew hunting" unless you're talking about some kind of RPG (please tell me you are).

Yeah I know, I mean come on. Jew hunting is so 1939.

[Edited on Aug 06, 2003 by handle]

Okay, let me explain this. My life is boring. Hella boring. we only have one non-drinking dance club in the whole state, and it only plays rap. There is nothing to do here. Not a damn thing. So I make up things to do. I make believe.

And belief defines reality.

Some people think that they are werewolves, or vampires, or witches. I don't know if I believe in any of it or not, but I do believe that an good plot needs a protagonist and an antagonist. Therefore, I seek to cast myself in the role of antagonist to everyone who thinks they're some kind of supernatural creature. I've got a moral code that a lot of people don't understand and would have nothing to do with.if you want to go in D&D terms, I'm a paladin, or a knight. This is what I do to pass the time until I die.

Hunting witches involves loading up on things I've seen in movies and read or heard about second hand, then wandering the neighborhoods around my home until two in the morning. If I ever met a witch during this activity, theres a 9 in 10 chance It would be someone I know already, and though she might be in for being tied to a stake (come on, witch burning roleplay is hella kinky) we'd probably just nod to each other, or exchange pleasentries. Frankly, catching a witch is no fun at all, all that nasty business with curses and being turned into things. Hunting them, however, is a grand old time.

So this is what I do for fun. I am a basically good person. I believe that everyone should be respected, even irreverently, I forgive everyone of everything, and I think evil should be shot in the face so it can't hurt anyone. I am who I am, and I am very low impact and non offensive, unless you take me seriously, or at least take me out of context.

Eitherway, the witchhunting sucked tonight. I ended up hanging out with a few witches and watching 13th warrior. Now that I think about it, I should take up hunting vampires. Compared to witches, they're not nearly as messy. The stake through the heart is so much easier than the fire and burnination.

FUN FACT!: you can make disposable vampire killing stakes by whittling the tips of old drum sticks to a sharp point! Inscribe with your favorite holy symbol, and you're ready to rock and role!

Frank,
your ideas are warped but interesting. as for your views on good and evil those are relative terms left open for interpretation. what find and believe to be evil is normal and explainable to a point. as for your belief in spooks, spectres, witches warlocks, lycanthropes, and vampires those are all figments of an overactive imagination trying to explain something someone believes honestly they saw. and if anyone here wants to prove Frank correct, in the existence of such things then show mw to. and by the way i did not mean to offend but raise questions and play devils advocate for abit.and yes i know i didnt do a good job of it but what do expect from a person that lacks faith? now for the sarcastic bit. if you are looking for a young and old preist i heard you usually find them in bed together, usually in the company of alter boys.

thank you and have a nice day

Why don't you just do what everyone else does: get into RC, motor vehicles sports, hunting, fishing, camping, the Iditarod? If you're bored in Alaska you've really got no-one to blame but yourself. Of course that's true of anywhere. I lived there for three years and it was the least boring time of my life. I canoed up glacial lakes and watched icebergs, and even hiked across a glacier or two. Three-wheeling was always fun as Hel, and four-wheeling even better. Hel, why not do like everyone else and see if you can get a four-wheeler all the way across Prince William Sound when the tide is out. There must be dozens of RVs buried in that muck.

Frank, I'm not saying that your ideas are necessarily original, but you could probably be more productive with your level of detail through writing. So here you have two choices: Dress up in laughable costumes and hunt fictional creatures, or write screenplays about people dressing up in laughable costumes and hunting fictional creatures. They both occupy your time, and guess which one has a better chance of providing you with a living? That is if John Carpenter doesn't sue you first. But if you're still hankerin' for some beast huntin', I think I saw a werewolf lurking around here. Type Lord_manimal into the profile search and learn the true ways of the dapper lycanthrope. I never get tired of pimping this off.

i think frank is hella cute. heh.

and by cute i mean very low impact and non offensive.

Frank, I hope your hunt is successful. Burn the pagans.

Howdy. I'm a Pagan and a Witch (note the capitalizations; this indicates that these are my spiritual paths as opposed to whatever other connotations those words might have. And we're not evil either.). Just thought I'd pop in here and see what was going on. Nothing! Good. Frank, do something constructive with your time if you're so bored. Volunteer someplace, make some art, read a good book, learn to dance. You kids today, I dunno....

Of Frank, how dare you offend someone with what is so fucking obviously a harmless joke. How dare you write anything that stirs the mindless passions of those here who are most enlightened beyond what you or any of us other fools who enjoy off the wall humor will ever acheive.

damn, and i was hoping this was one of those new adventure vacations...

edited to add:

yeah, living in anchorage does explain it. unless you're hiking that weekend, you're screwed for something to do.



[Edited on Aug 06, 2003 by RumpusParable]

Not to get embroiled or anything into the validity of peoples pastimes/spirituality, I know quite a few Celtic/Pagan girls who take their witch status VERY seriously! Just as an aside they are also VERY skilled in armed combat! I can think of much less risky people to pick "argies" with than completely naked, woad covered, weapon masters, capable of busting your nose with the butt of a leaf blade at 30ft!!! The nakedness is very distracting in combat, I found.. Besides, all the witches I know are genuinely nice people!
v78 @_@

I'm torn over whether I should be laughing or crying right now...