Anyone who's ever taken a trip to Roswell, New Mexico knows one thing. It's a sleepy little town full of boutique T-shirt and souvenir shops. What's that you say? Tourist trap shops aren't enough to hold your interest? Well try out the UFO and alien themed Walmart and McDonalds. Still not enough? Unfortunately, you're not alone.

The top complaint by tourists during the city's annual UFO festival each summer is that there's not enough to do.

The town's biggest tourism attraction is the International UFO Museum and Research Center, which has drawn 2.5 million visitors since opening in 1992. Beyond that, it's largely boutiques.

That's all about to change.

The park, dubbed Alien Apex Resort, could open as early as 2010. The city has received a $245,000 legislative appropriation for initial planning, but the park would be privately built and managed. Requests for proposals will be advertised next month.

The proposed park initially will cover 60 to 80 acres with room to expand to 150 acres. It will feature other rides and attractions, including an exhibit hall with information on scientific exploration of the universe.

Roswell has been ripe for a theme park since 1947. Where is Walt Disney when you need him? Instead of spending his money in the 1950's buying up orange groves in Anaheim and swampland in Orlando, he should have been scoping out acreage in the New Mexico desert! Conspiracy theorists of the world, rejoice.

tech29

I'm lost

July 2004

MAY 30, 2007 04:40 AM

I actually like the idea i thought there was theme parks already there.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

MAY 30, 2007 05:22 AM

Schweeeet!

I'll warm up my pocket-protector!

Cockzombie

Japan

July 2006

MAY 30, 2007 08:21 AM

not gonna happen. Bill Richardson is blowing all of our cash on the space port. One alien adventure at a time, folks.

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA

November 2003

MAY 30, 2007 10:17 AM

Whatever you do, DO NOT ride the Proba-coaster.

murdamza

Roswell, NM

May 2007

MAY 30, 2007 10:49 AM

Being from that small little sleepy town, i love the idea, and i actually heard about it a long time ago. CockZombie brings up an interesting point. Whether or not the money will be there is a different story. I personally can't wait till this actually happens. *crosses fingers*

Matthew_O

Los Angeles, CA

December 2006

MAY 30, 2007 11:13 AM

I DEMAND THIS PARK TO BE BUILT AND OPEN IMMEDIATELY!

...and it better have an alien inspired hugable mascot.

ives

Los Angeles, CA

August 2006

MAY 30, 2007 11:22 AM

Im kinda liking this too

haha

DCruz

Montreal-nord, QC

November 2006

MAY 30, 2007 11:23 AM

well that's nice... it'll had some visual to that place, that always seems to be so desertic. I hope it happens

Mariposa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 30, 2007 11:58 AM

CockZombie said:
not gonna happen. Bill Richardson is blowing all of our cash on the space port. One alien adventure at a time, folks.

HAHA...so fucking true. Thought it would be nice for Roswell to have something MORE. I'm not sure if an Alien Themed Amusement Park is the ticket...

But it would be nice for the locals too. Now all the kids will start drinking AND riding rollercoasters under age!

Evilgasm

Netherlands

April 2007

MAY 30, 2007 02:48 PM

TheRedBaron said:
Whatever you do, DO NOT ride the Proba-coaster.

NASTY!!!!

Cockzombie

Japan

July 2006

MAY 30, 2007 03:18 PM

Mariposa said:

CockZombie said:
not gonna happen. Bill Richardson is blowing all of our cash on the space port. One alien adventure at a time, folks.

hey- whatever I can to to ensure that we keep people from roswell out of episodes of my super sweet 16