Coffee

I am ELpH's nervous system.

Or lack thereof.

When you dip your powdered donut in coffee; are you sweetening the coffee, or bittering the donut?

(note: this is like that 'Glass half empty or half full' question)

[Edited on Aug 05, 2003 by Micah]

jesus christ. i love coffee. it is my lifeblood. i would not be able to live without. it's the first thing i drink in the morning, and the last thing i drink before bed. and everywhere in between. i want to marry into a rich colombian family just so i can have me some free beans. god, i love coffee. thank you juan valdez.

i love coffee, but it gives me really bad mood swings and backaches. anybody else encounter this? it's too bad because i really really am all about the coffee. i really wish i had become a regular coffee drinker when i was like 12, i would have a lot more to show for my 28 years...

I hate coffee. Despise it. It's foul tasting filth that isn't fit to be served to DOGS. That being said, I drink about three cups a day. What else gives you such a burst of energy when you've been out all night kickin the sandman in his sac? Someone once told me not to drink coffee in the morning because it gives you a burst right away but makes you crash later on. Well not if you just don't stop drinking it stupid.

I love coffee!

/me hooks up double-skinny-caramel-latte IV

i lived in seattle for 10 years, and drank maybe 10 coffees. just never got into it. people would give me the stink eye when i would order iced tea in january. those frozen coconut things at starbucks (yeah, i know...they're evil...blah, blah, blah) are pretty damn good, but that's barely coffee. just keep that iced tea comin' and i'm a happy mang.

[Edited on Aug 05, 2003 by mulhollanddrive]

I'll take a jolt cola or a red bull thanks

you know what they say... once you go black...

Oh i know...believe me i know. But whhere i currently work, it's all push button! WTF??? Takes all the art and style out of making coffee.

i like dark coffee with half & half, no sugar. i usually have 2-4 cups a day. every once in a while i'll have it black. every once in a while i'll have espresso in it or espresso on its own. i don't really like lattes, but it could have just been that the ones i had were made way too hot. i refuse to make my own, but from the looks of things, mine are really hit or miss.

[Edited on Aug 05, 2003 by CatBoner]

Coffee is the best liquid in the world.....I drink at least a couple pots a day....I can't get enough.

Methamphetamines.

Coffee is my only friend.

with the amount of shots i get in my mochas, my piss ends up smelling like coffee. some think it stinks, i happen to think otherwise.

WHO THE FUCK IS SNIFFIN YOUR PISS?!?!?!

I have never been able to enjoy coffee. I know it can be an acquired taste, so I've tried it all sorts of ways over the years, and I just don't care for it.

I feel so odd, especially since I'm a writer. The English department may expel me if they find out I don't drink coffee...

James, Katherin, Art, Karl. All willing subjects, I assure you...