Your Roommate/Parents/Significant Other Isn't Home..

..what do you do?

Take off all of my clothes, put on my slutty red velvet hooker heels, and eat an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream whilst sitting at the computer writing new stories.

You're looking at it.
Or, I play videogames.
Yeah, I'm amazed I even have a significant other, too.

I just started living alone and I can't tell you how unbelievably awesome it is to eat dinner, watch TV, and take a shit at the same time. I DARE you to come over unannounced.

*Edited because formatting was wierd and snarky comment lost its meaning*

Basically Too Much Info up there.



[Edited on Aug 05, 2003 by ilcapitano]

Oddly enough, this is what I do too.

i live in a 4 bedroom house alone....and i basicly do nothing
but i can do nothing naked whenever i want! wooo hooo!

this... or make some long distance cell phonecalls to the east coast

and sometimed break out the webcam for one lucky friend

Oh bulshit, theres no way Elisabeth's shoes fit you.

I live alone too. Buck ass nakedness prevails. Hilarity ensues.

basically, whatever the fuck i want. loud music, singing, and nudity are usually involved.

wait by the front door for their return. if they take too long, i pee on their bed.

Nudity and loud music. Also, drinking straight from the tap.

Belt out Sinatra's greatest hits.

Masturbate in every room I can (not in the kitchen...that's just sick)

answer your own question.

1. You don't want to know.
2. If you do, I'm moving out.

I have no idea. My roomates are ALWAYS home.......

turn music on loud or without headphones. sometimes look at porn. play video games. leave my computer on. debauchery.

[Edited on Aug 05, 2003 by CatBoner]

I would invite some friends over, we'd all smoke some drugs and then play with the gun that we're pretty sure isn't loaded but decided against checking to be sure anyways.

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The next day....

Dissolve the body of the firend we accidentally killed in a bath tub full of lye and acid. Then make up a story that we all make a pact to stick with saying how we have no idea where our firend is and because he showed up and left the party early. Also, we'd push his car into one of the rivers to make it look like fowl play that we had nothing to do with....

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The Next Week....

Come up with a plan to murder my remaining friends because i'm pretty sure they're all gonna turn against me or break and rat me out the lousy bastards. I already killed one friend...what makes them think I they're immune?

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Wakes up from hellish nightmare world and comes back to real life. I throw a big party but in the meantime, lots of at home naked time. Yaaaaay!

turn off all the lights, turn on some music, forage for food, talk to cats