favorite curse word

Im partial to the ol' "fuck" "fucker" and "sonnamabitch"...

I''ve actually heard someone use the word fuck 4 times in a row in a sentance as was gramaticly correct...

"FUCK! That fucking fucker fucking fucked us!"

These are my newest ones:

- you COCK-SMOKING FUCK BANDIT!

or the slightly longer -

- you COCK-SMOKING FUCK BANDIT WITH A SIDE OF DICKSLAP!

they practically roll off the tongue

"holy fuck shit"
"jebus fucking whore"
"hoooollllyyyyy shhhiiiiitttt"
"kuda-va-senka" **most likely improper spelling, but phonetically correct. means son-of-a-bitch

when i'm pissed off i just say "fucker!" - i somehow picked that up instead of "fuck"

but people are not fuckers. if i'm driving and someone is being an asshole in front of me or whatever, he's a "fucko"

favorite expression - "eat shit, fucko"

stammering cunt weasle

cocksuckerface

stupid dumb bitch

butt dumpling

no talent ass clown

It's between fuck-stick and ass-face.

Jizz, it's the funniest sounding word in the English language.

Oh, and sumbitch. Another word I use a lot.

o'-chocolate-kisses
muckafergusin
you cocksmoking dumperlicker

I'm also fond of saying "It's hotter than cock on a hot tin roof!!" on summer days

Dickwad is good!

Holy fucking douchenozzle batturd ! The bump from way back !

bullshit

asshat... twunt... arsebadger...

fuck is always good though... it's the perennial favourite and as has been shown already, it's great for any occasion.

"You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog."
"What the French, toast?"
"Doo doo head cootie queen"
"You lint-licker!"
"Pickle you kumquat!"
"Stinky McStinkface!"
"You Hoboken."

The ones I tend to use the most:

"Scheiße!"
"You shithead!" or just "Shit-for-brains!"
"You ass-clown!"
"You crotch-goblin!"
"You twat!"

Plus countless variations of the f-bomb.

I have to give the best line to Southpark .... Donkey raping shit eater .. there is just no good comeback to it

I'm partial to 'durak', which is Russian for 'fool' (and lots of other things). It just sounds so angry. Also 'fucktard', because it sounds funny in an English accent.

Usually I try not to swear though, because I work with children and turning off the swearing can be hard - in work we use 'turkey', 'muppet' and to a lesser extent 'space cadet' to refer to silly people.

Oh, and 'numpty' because it's a great word.

" You Fucken Cunt " ... when said with a growl in my accent I think has a particularly nice ring to it

You should just go with "ass fuck"

Personally, I use the word "fuck" more then humanly possible sometimes. I also like the word "jackass" because it fits in neatly in so many situations.

MECRAB!