Post A Pic Of Your Gnarliest Injury!

Just got back from hospital...



What do you have recorded on film (still, or vid) as your worst?

HARDCORE TO THE MAX OF THE EXTREME!!!!!1111oneone

you were trying to steal body parts again huh?

Trying to remove my own... Heh.

Longboarding.

One arm. Percacets. Demerol. T3's... Can't type much.

Demerol......its whats for dinner..I broke both my collars in 2000(car wreck) not much fun, but the pills are allright.

Personally I hate drugs. But I really need 'em right now. They help lots.

Did you have someone take care of you with 2 collars broke?

moms came over and helped me out till I could half ass get around....no fun at all

Same,

No bass. No skating. Not even videogames for time being.

Must... Turn... Ambidexterous... To... Whipe... Ass...

I broken. And it's sad.

when I finally got home my shoulders/neck were so swollen , my head looked like a fuckin chicken nugget....when I finally tried to start moving around, every single molecule in my body hurt,....good luck bro

Thank you, remember to keep in touch with Alysha.

OOoooo ! That shoulder looks nasty

Just yesterday I chopped into my leg with a sawzall at work.

Wups

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I'm am sO glad to have missed my ink

12 years ago it was a circular saw and my right hand.

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I had a couple fingers ripped off in the chain of my motorcycle and re-attached once too, but I didn't get any good pictures of that.

chainlink said:


12 years ago it was a circular saw and my right hand.

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HOLY SHIT, dude.

chainlink is a total badass.

+ 80 billion. A circular saw? Jesus.

i just shat myself in fear. for real.

yeah it was pretty crazy. Right thru the tendons and bones. Left the back attached though which made healing much easier.
I was back to karate chopping pianos in two weeks.
I wish I had the x rays. That would be cool. lots of metal in there. Titanium plates galore.

so is that how you cut that granite? by punching through it?

chainlink said:
OOoooo ! That shoulder looks nasty

Just yesterday I chopped into my leg with a sawzall at work.

Wups

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I'm am sO glad to have missed my ink

12 years ago it was a circular saw and my right hand.

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I had a couple fingers ripped off in the chain of my motorcycle and re-attached once too, but I didn't get any good pictures of that.

DUDE. You is hardcore!

chainlink wins. thread closed.

....OR, he's somebody who doesn't know how to use power tools...

Well, the institute doesn't really allow me to talk about the details of my upgrades.
It's mostly just used for saving the world, damsels in distress, re-aligning planets, ect.
I'm really not supposed to take it out for personal use.
But you know, once in a while . . .

Well, it has to be kept in tip- top conditon, ready at any time for any eventuality, so I can't let it get rusty. It's for the good of the Nation. Even the world. All humanity really. Thank the good doctors at Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center for me being able to type this today, and still have a hand free to touch myself with.

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Surfboard fin meets achilles tendon.

Or motorcycles

if I had to call it, I would go with total dumbass more than badass.
But I've got a lot of mileage on my tools. Accidents do happen. Don't let it be you.

OMG !
I was looking at my pics and found this from last summer. I'm not good with ladders either.

Fell off the ladder and landed across the top of it on my ribs. It left a ladder shaped scar there.

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chainlink said:
OMG !
I was looking at my pics and found this from last summer. I'm not good with ladders either.

Fell off the ladder and landed across the top of it on my ribs. It left a ladder shaped scar there.

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Christ, dude. Get an office job and stay indoors.

unravled said:

chainlink said:
OMG !
I was looking at my pics and found this from last summer. I'm not good with ladders either.

Fell off the ladder and landed across the top of it on my ribs. It left a ladder shaped scar there.

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Christ, dude. Get an office job and stay indoors.

Harsh.

Reminiscient of that one ex-member who obliterated a hand doing dishes, and swallowed a thumbtack.

Total badass though, for real.

But chainlink... Are these incidents where your SG name comes from?

And how permanently impaired are you compared to before?

You're a fuckin' trooper dude.

Seriously.