NEWS: Lily Allen Breathes Through Her Nose

CELEB: Lily Allen Breathes Through Her Nose

Well, well. Lily Allen sure knows how to ensure all eyes are on her, even if hers happen to be closed. The feisty British singer and fashion designer dished details to Rolling Stone about why she really got kicked out of school as an untamed youngster.

That's lovely. I wonder what family dinners were like?

She may not want to go into it, but I sure do. SO TO SPEAK.

Oh, I get it now. Breathes through her nose. That's funny. I don't know where you stole that from, but I'm stealing it from you.

...And now I love Lily Allen even more!

So.. the news here is that she sucked a dick?

A schoolboy's dick.

Yea, I don't have the foggiest clue who she is, but from that picture alone I can tell she sucks dick.

I wish she would suck my dick.

I think it's more that she got kicked out of school. For the nose-breathery.

Best news I've heard all week.

chutch.

lilly allen is cool, but someone should do a sketch comedy thing and make fun of this because it would be really funny haha shes asken for it with this one

No I'm pretty sure she's giving it rather than asking for it.

Does this give her street cred?

i see what you did there.

Just yesterday I listened to her album Alright Still without a clue as to who she was other than having heard her name.

Total crap. Vacuous and empty lyrics that make Brittany sound like a goddam scholar.

I can't believe I'm even taking the time to comment other than the fact that it still pains me I'll never get those 45 minutes back.

All i can think when I see her is that she looks like her dad in drag

That was really clever but it took me until I saw d20's post to understand it right. So maybe a bit too clever for some minds.

killer.

I just noticed, is she about to do a demonstration in the pic in the article?

I wish I had a dick.

Not to sound like a hard ass? But of late I am starting to enjoy a touch of empty and vacous lyrics.

Too much music that makes you think deep thoughts, or fight the power gets draining.

And too much country music makes me want to drink myself to death, but that is another story.

Damn, does she have to be such a skank?

Dammit! You people are talking about THE WOMAN I LOVE!!!

i also did that in the school but its seems i was clever than her

ps: i ADORE her!!!