NEWS: Enough is Enough! I Have Had it With These MotherfuckinÂ’ Snakes!

CULTURE: Enough is Enough! I Have Had it With These Motherfuckin’ Snakes!

There's nothing sadder than a burned-out Interweb meme.

Seriously, people. It was funny two years ago when we all first heard about it. IÂ’ll cop to getting totally hammered with oyaji and TangledUpInBlue and going to see Snakes on a Plane on opening night in Times Square. Had a blast. But letÂ’s be honest: the movie was doomed by all of the anticipation. It was a decent little flick, but there was no way it could live up to the year-plus-long hype. Seeing as how everyone was already over it by the time it opened, it's little wonder that it only did $34 million domestic. Peanuts for a summer blockbuster with that kind of buzz.

So when I heard about the following story, I couldnÂ’t help thinking that it was soooooooooo last year.

Thank god they caught him before he actually got on the plane. It might have brought us closer to a even-more-played-out sequel. Perish the thought.

LOL no joke funnier then this to make Samuel L is soo motherfucking proud right now

i wish you invited me to the movies.

"Among the various snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras, authorities said."

Nope - that'd be venomous cobras.. Not 'poisionous' ones...

Brilliant!

Maybe 'Snakes in an Airport' could be the sequel.

We're about to open some motherfucking windows!

*takes out gun*

Nah, you can just leave the airport. the sequel should be Snakes on every Plane.

Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

*climbs stairs*

Damn. So close.

I was racking up billables on your mom!!!

I wish that I was poisonous (or venomous). Not all the time, just when I want to be. You know . . . if you touch me you'll die of poison related illnesses. Then I could make a movie: "Me On a Plane". It would have Morgan Freeman instead of Samuel L. though.

Your mom can afford my puny...

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Dammit.

Forget snakes on a plane.

How about spiders on a train?

Or scorpions on a space shuttle?

The sequel is already in the works: "Spiders In Your Motherfucking Ear, On A Motherfucking Plane!"

Well, as someone who owns various snakes and reptiles as pets...it is quite comon for men at the airport to be arrested for smuggling live animals. This story is nothing new or different and is quite boring.
Ever hear about the man smuggling 100 turtles in his sleeping bag? The man with monitor lizards taped to his chest? The man with crocodiles in his carry-on? The animal smuggling trade is very active and alot more demented in depth than a guy admitting he had snakes he wanted to bring on the plane.

Mother-fucka!

On my next plane ride I am going to smuggle prawns in my colon. Try and think about that one the next time you are at a Red Lobster All-You-Can-Eat-Shrimp event.

~Peace
~John

I bet you'd get really sick if you ate those cobras.

the movie was so bad that about a month after i watched it on dvd, i asked some friends if they wanted to watch because i forgot i had seen it. thats how forgettable it was

but david koechner's monologue was hysterical

My dad's wife brought her collection of kitchen knives in her hand luggage coming here from Thailand- she'd never been on a plane before and saw them as symbol of luxury...
For some reason she also tried to take a set of normal metal cutlary on the return trip, despite the knives being confiscated first time round

Rattlesnakes are venomous, and I've eaten rattler before. Deep fried, mmhhmmm.