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clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

AUG 04, 2003 08:26 PM

I couldn't think of anything to add to the "highest praise" thread, but it reminded me of a compliment I always hated. For years my grannie would always tell me I was pretty, which was not a bad thing all by itself. She somehow managed to imply that it was the only good thing about me, as if I were only pretty rather than smart or funny. What's yours?

MarquisMark

Azerbaijan

April 2003

AUG 04, 2003 08:48 PM

You're a nice guy.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

AUG 04, 2003 08:51 PM

Yeah, I call these "back door compliments".

My grandma was a master of these. My writing was always "different" or "interesting". Never "good" or "great".

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

AUG 04, 2003 08:55 PM

You'll make some girl happy someday. (But not me, not now.)

TygerTyger

Canada

March 2003

AUG 04, 2003 09:10 PM

The title of this thread qualifies admirably to a southpaw such as yours truly.

ilcapitano

Christmas Island

August 2002

AUG 04, 2003 09:37 PM

I knew a guy who was told he was "marriage material" by a woman he asked out. Of course, this was in college and he didn't plan on getting married anytime soon.

invisigirl

Los Angeles, CA

February 2003

AUG 04, 2003 10:19 PM

in high school, i got my hair cut really short, and when my best friend's mom saw me, she said, "oh!.....well.....it's good for swimming...".
hahaha

stipud

Calgary, AB

August 2003

AUG 04, 2003 10:22 PM

MarquisMark said:
You're a nice guy.

FreakPirate said:
You'll make some girl happy someday. (But not me, not now.)

amen!

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

AUG 04, 2003 10:22 PM

"you'll look youthful when you're 40!"

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

AUG 04, 2003 10:25 PM

ilcapitano said:
I knew a guy who was told he was "marriage material" by a woman he asked out. Of course, this was in college and he didn't plan on getting married anytime soon.

Sweet mother of cock! I thought I was the only one. Ain't women cray-zay?

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

AUG 04, 2003 10:43 PM

FreakPirate said:
You'll make some girl happy someday. (But not me, not now.)

word. every girl i know seems to think im perfect for any other girl

williamj

Ooltewah, TN

June 2003

AUG 04, 2003 10:51 PM

my family always tells me im very independent, and the girls always just wanna be friends

[Edited on Aug 04, 2003 by williamj]

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

AUG 04, 2003 11:00 PM

tadzi said:
word. every girl i know seems to think im perfect for any other girl

Maybe you should introduce me to the girls you know. And I will do likewise for you...

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

AUG 04, 2003 11:03 PM

williamj said:
the girls always just wanna be friends

I don't think you have that problem here at SG.

williamj

Ooltewah, TN

June 2003

AUG 04, 2003 11:05 PM

Clara said:

williamj said:
the girls always just wanna be friends

I don't think you have that problem here at SG.

i seem to have noticed that here lately

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA

January 2003

AUG 04, 2003 11:36 PM

MarquisMark said:
You're a nice guy.

FreakPirate said:
You'll make some girl happy someday. (But not me, not now.)

Let's not forget the ever-popular:

"I really love you...like a brother."

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

AUG 05, 2003 01:28 AM

I'm sorry, why are bad compliments left handed?

all fascist rightys must die

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

AUG 05, 2003 01:30 AM

I had to pay hell for telling someone "you look pretty hot from far away" but if I had to do it again, I'd do it exactly the same.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

AUG 05, 2003 01:34 AM

Keithed said:
Yeah, I call these "back door compliments".

My grandma was a master of these.

You're grandmother once gave me a back door compliment.

All Night Long.. All Night

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

AUG 05, 2003 02:57 AM

One I used to tell guys to fuck with 'em (we're all friends so it's not as traumatizing as it could be)

"Wow. If I were gay, I'd be all over you."

And they wouldn't know if I was a wannabe fag or if they were deliciously womannish.

I myself am a southpaw and enjoy compliments.

Oh yeah. Not a compliment at all, but:
"I guess I'm not so insecure and scared that I'd be as passive-agressive as you are."

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX

April 2003

AUG 05, 2003 05:14 AM

recent joy from staying with my mother for a short visit:

*i come out of the bathroom for a night out & trying out new eyeshadows
*
mom says: wow, i really like THAT makeup....

thanks, mom, now go fuck youself.

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

AUG 05, 2003 08:26 AM

Lemonkid said:

Keithed said:
Yeah, I call these "back door compliments".

My grandma was a master of these.

You're grandmother once gave me a back door compliment.

All Night Long.. All Night

So wait...are you trying to imply that his grandmother was waxing your ass from behind?

RockinRicky

Denver, CO

July 2003

AUG 05, 2003 11:06 AM

I'm a big fan of "you don't sweat much for a fat chick."

UnclePussy

Portland, OR

March 2003

AUG 05, 2003 11:23 AM

"you'll make such a nice husband for some lucky woman someday."

yeah, you sure about that?

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

AUG 05, 2003 11:25 AM

Q:"What do you think about me, physically?"

A: (after a long, long pause) "Um, you have nice eyes".

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