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B_Werner

B_Werner

Philadelphia, PA
February 2006

MAY 22, 2007 09:04 AM



Can someone remove please remove Scott Stapp from planet earth? Birthing Creed into the world was bad enough, but now the rest of society has to deal with the rage of a man who probably realizes that making shitty watered-down Christian rock doesn't mean you aren't an asshole.

On Sunday, May 20 Stapp was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and intent to commit a felony after the singer allegedly threw an Orangina bottle at his wife during a dispute. The bottle missed its intended target, but the former beauty pageant winner immediately got police involved and Stapp was brought in.

Fortunately for the singer, Judge Cory J. Ciklin reduced the charge to a misdemeanor after Stapp's lawyer successfully argued that the bottle was "not a deadly weapon". Stapp was released yesterday under the condition that he was subject to random drug and alcohol testing. Unfortunately, it's unlikely that any of this behavior will get Stapp banned from making music in the future.

ZenTrixter

ZenTrixter

Portland, OR
October 2002

MAY 22, 2007 09:11 AM

That's just wrong. Orangina comes in a really f!#cking heavy bottle! That should at least rate attempted wifeslaughter or something. Well, I guess it begs the question: What Would Jesus Throw?

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

MAY 22, 2007 09:14 AM

ok, i did laugh when i read that it was orangina and not beer or something.

farva

farva

Portland, OR
November 2005

MAY 22, 2007 09:25 AM

Like we didn't already have enough reason to want this guy to cease to exist?

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 22, 2007 09:28 AM

NEWS: Woman Marries Scott Stapp, Claims Surprise When Shit Like This Happens

MisterClean

MisterClean

Pawtucket, RI
February 2004

MAY 22, 2007 09:33 AM

fantastic.

All_Sewn_Up

All_Sewn_Up

Papua New Guinea
January 2007

MAY 22, 2007 09:34 AM

BlastProcessing said:
NEWS: Woman Marries Scott Stapp, Claims Surprise When Shit Like This Happens



biggrin biggrin biggrin

Zeriah

Zeriah

Stevensville, MI
August 2006

MAY 22, 2007 10:19 AM

My aunt bought me a Creed cd once for x-mas I turned around and sold it while it was still in the cellophane wrapper biggrin what a douche, but it was funny that it was an Orangina bottle, I was expecting a wine bottle or something, that blessed wine can make anyone try to expel the demon that dwells inside the nagging wife.

P.S. I bet his throw and aim are at the equivalent of a two year old so no wonder it missed. What a pansy ass.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

MAY 22, 2007 10:28 AM

He even throws like a girl.

fracturedguy

fracturedguy

Seattle, WA
November 2002

MAY 22, 2007 10:30 AM

What's the point of the drug testing? He just a douche.

Do they even perform douche testing, anyway?

sconf

SCONF

I'm lost
April 2007

MAY 22, 2007 10:39 AM

this guy still exists???? surreal

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

MAY 22, 2007 10:42 AM

Can we lock this guy in a weighted trunk and drop him in the middle of the Pacific yet?

This_Is_Not

This_Is_Not

Las Cruces, NM
April 2007

MAY 22, 2007 10:48 AM

What a hypocrite. He really just needs to stop everything. He should take his money and buy a house on a island far away from everyone.

JeedaiInfidel

JeedaiInfidel

USA
May 2007

MAY 22, 2007 12:08 PM

This guy is a waste of organic matter. Throwing shit is one of the most cowardly ways to attack someone, especially your wife.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 22, 2007 12:09 PM

My ignorance is showing: what's Orangina?

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

MAY 22, 2007 12:23 PM

It's an awesome orange drink typically found in Health Food Markets, Like Mother's or Trader Joe's.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangina

Did I mention that it's awesome?

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 22, 2007 12:35 PM

You look like you could do some serious damage if you hit someone with that mother.

Good thing they decided it wasn't worthy of being a deadly weapon.

/sarcasm

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

MAY 22, 2007 12:57 PM

They're actually pretty small, but yeah, glass is glass is glass.

The judge should have thrown the book at him if only because he was the lead singer of Creed.

elpuffy

elpuffy

Wagoner, OK
January 2006

MAY 22, 2007 12:59 PM

Wow, Scott Stapp is back in the news for being an assbag. Maybe we should let him go back to making records. He obviously needs something to do.

thebernreuter

thebernreuter

Birmingham, AL
May 2006

MAY 22, 2007 02:07 PM

Orangina can be found in larger bottles that are plastic as well. It's unlikely that he used a plastic one, but he is a drunken dumbass so it's possible.

Anyone see his unedited drunken appearance on that Spike TV poker show? Funniest thing ever. Too bad I deleted it because it was depressing, but it is probably on YouTube.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

MAY 22, 2007 02:25 PM

How did Scott Stapp surrender to police?

With arms wide open and hands where the police could see them.


/dork

Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

MAY 22, 2007 02:55 PM

hahaha thats like the birthday wish i never asked for

he'll get his though... in "his own prison"

- Alecks

guerillasphere

guerillasphere

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

MAY 22, 2007 03:05 PM

Stapp should be burned on a stake of flaming bibles for disrespecting such a divine refreshment.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 22, 2007 03:16 PM

Can you take me lower

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

MAY 22, 2007 03:29 PM

aleksa said:
My ignorance is showing: what's Orangina?



pronounced "oran-jina"

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