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erin_broadley

erin_broadley

Los Angeles, CA
October 2006

MAY 21, 2007 01:10 PM



British "It Girl" Amy Winehouse is known for her unpredictable behavior. The 23-year-old songstress has cancelled gigs without notice, puked on stage mid-performance and is notorious for her frank interviews. That being said, it came as no surprise when reports surfaced that Winehouse and fiancé Blake Fielder-Civil got hitched on Friday (May 18) in a super secret Miami, Florida ceremony. In fact, the only people surprised by the news were her parents who were not told about the nuptials until after vows were exchanged.

Her father Mitchell says, "We didn't know about the wedding until they phoned to tell us. To say we were shocked is an understatement. I was with Amy last week in Canada and she didn't mention it.

He adds, "I'm not angry, just a bit sad. It's not every day your daughter gets married and it's sad for her mum that she was not there. I would have liked to walk her up the aisle."


Winehouse insists that she'll make it up to her parents when the newlyweds have a more formal ceremony for family and friends in England. That is, if they make it that far. Considering how often Winehouse changes her mind, it wouldn't necessarily shock anyone if the next bit of news that comes our way is that of an annulment.

Lycoris

Lycoris

Toronto, ON
October 2005

MAY 21, 2007 02:15 PM

She probably just wants a sculpture of herself giving birth on a bear skin rug.

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

MAY 21, 2007 02:21 PM

Skanktastic.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

MAY 21, 2007 02:28 PM

not surprised.

Ok a liiiiitle bit surprised.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 21, 2007 03:18 PM

Amy Winehouse has been tying a knot in my dick for like....all three weeks that I've known who she is. This is a sad day.

chikinhammr

chikinhammr

Orlando, FL
April 2006

MAY 21, 2007 04:05 PM

I'm going to go ahead and say: "Big fucking deal," accompanied by a hearty "yawn."

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

MAY 21, 2007 04:07 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
Amy Winehouse has been tying a knot in my dick for like....all three weeks that I've known who she is. This is a sad day.



seriously.

i'd feel a bit gross, but that wouldn't stop me from repeatedly and vigorously hitting that shit.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 21, 2007 04:34 PM

Don't worry Mister Winehouse, she will get married 6 or 7 more times.

Garfieldsghost

garfieldsghost

Ireland
May 2007

MAY 21, 2007 04:35 PM

Ms Winehouse is going to be shocked by this recent development when she sobers up biggrin

aegiswings

aegiswings

Cambridge, MA
July 2004

MAY 21, 2007 05:04 PM

Wait... I'd never heard of her so I just looked up some pics.... she is so not hott.

The_Melon_Helmet

The_Melon_Helmet

Oakton, VA
June 2006

MAY 21, 2007 05:48 PM

My mom called while I was reading this. I just sent her "Back to Black" a few weeks ago so I asked her she liked it. She said she loved it and that "the singer is really pretty too." I said, "Yeah, but she's trashy and dirty looking. She also has a lot of tattoos. She's kind of skanky hot;" at which point my 50 some odd year old mother who has been married for 30+ years says, "Oooh, I like skanky hot." smile

The_Melon_Helmet

The_Melon_Helmet

Oakton, VA
June 2006

MAY 21, 2007 05:49 PM

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 21, 2007 06:44 PM

d20 said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Amy Winehouse has been tying a knot in my dick for like....all three weeks that I've known who she is. This is a sad day.



seriously.

i'd feel a bit gross, but that wouldn't stop me from repeatedly and vigorously hitting that shit.



thirded. i just recently got into her music. fucking awesome stuff. and she's hot too. and the hair is awesome.

timirevolting

timirevolting

Astoria, NY
December 2004

MAY 21, 2007 06:48 PM

If she weds again, I heard a father said he won't GO, GO, GO!

Postblank

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ
June 2004

MAY 21, 2007 06:54 PM

I don't know guys, I think she's stable enough to make this last.

bcguitar33

bcguitar33

Jamaica Plain, MA
January 2004

MAY 21, 2007 07:50 PM

aegiswings said:
Wait... I'd never heard of her so I just looked up some pics.... she is so not hott.



Did you bother to, uh, listen to her sing at all? Or is that just not relevant these days?

Nancy

Nancy

SUICIDEGIRL

Brazil

MAY 21, 2007 08:16 PM

i think she's a good singer and i like her music. that's still what matters to me.
oh well.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 21, 2007 08:24 PM

Cassiel said:

d20 said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Amy Winehouse has been tying a knot in my dick for like....all three weeks that I've known who she is. This is a sad day.



seriously.

i'd feel a bit gross, but that wouldn't stop me from repeatedly and vigorously hitting that shit.



thirded. i just recently got into her music. fucking awesome stuff. and she's hot too. and the hair is awesome.



Talented, absolutely. Hot?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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Not in the slightest, minutest little way. Seriously... ewwwww

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 21, 2007 08:31 PM

Subrosa said:

Cassiel said:

d20 said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Amy Winehouse has been tying a knot in my dick for like....all three weeks that I've known who she is. This is a sad day.



seriously.

i'd feel a bit gross, but that wouldn't stop me from repeatedly and vigorously hitting that shit.



thirded. i just recently got into her music. fucking awesome stuff. and she's hot too. and the hair is awesome.



Talented, absolutely. Hot?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
zoom image
Not in the slightest, minutest little way. Seriously... ewwwww



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Subrosa, I have no idea what you're talking about. Sex-ay.
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Lady's got a voice that could melt the fuzz of a peach, though. Love her.

dead_angel_girl

dead_angel_girl

Canada
October 2006

MAY 22, 2007 01:07 AM

The_Melon_Helmet said:
My mom called while I was reading this. I just sent her "Back to Black" a few weeks ago so I asked her she liked it. She said she loved it and that "the singer is really pretty too." I said, "Yeah, but she's trashy and dirty looking. She also has a lot of tattoos. She's kind of skanky hot;" at which point my 50 some odd year old mother who has been married for 30+ years says, "Oooh, I like skanky hot." smile



dead_angel_girl

dead_angel_girl

Canada
October 2006

MAY 22, 2007 01:07 AM

HAHA this made me laugh so much. i love old people.
and amy rocks. i heard her first and was like man she's cool. then saw her and was like ya SHE ROCKS!

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

MAY 22, 2007 01:08 AM

Who?

Madchester

Madchester

Charleston, WV
December 2004

MAY 22, 2007 06:29 AM

Such a pretty, talented fuck up. Cheers, Amy.

Ogdredx9q

Ogdredx9q

Indianapolis, IN
August 2005

MAY 22, 2007 08:32 AM

I don't really care if she's hot or not. I just want to fuck that voice.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

MAY 22, 2007 07:02 PM

I love her. I love her music - her lyrics are quite clever and I like her look...everything about her is so unique. I have played that album of hers out.

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