Start a barfight

*kicks elixer in the balls*

Bring it on motherfucker!!

Hey FreakPirate, what's up your craw? I bet your peg leg, hook-hand, and eye patch aren'te even real you pussy! I was walking the plank with your mother last night. She shiverred me timber allllllll night long....and she was darn good too..

Edited because Freak Pirate bet me to the chase...Curse ye Freak Pirate and all ye stand for...Arrrrrrr!

[Edited on Aug 03, 2003 by Max16Characters]

Freak Pirate did you just kick him in the balls? Wuss fight like a man. *punchs in face*

[Edited on Aug 03, 2003 by Bort79]

Bort, you dork-icon usin' sumbitch! I'm gonna slam you into this bar head first and then I'm gonna drink yer drink, smoke yer smoke, and take yer woman home!

:runs away from fight, peeing pants and screaming like a little girl:

Come back here you sissy bastard. I will reroute your intestines!!

Damn it Freak Pirate the fights back here stop chasing Thirty! Pucabul you can make fun of my emotes, take my drink, and my women! But I'll be damned if you take my weed! *kicks in nuts takes back weed*



[Edited on Aug 03, 2003 by Bort79]

God damn Bort. And you got pissed at me for kickin' a guy in the nuts. I am going to take your ass out!

*whacks you in the head with a pool cue*

hey! why don't you girly pot heads take your little game of grabass outside. i'm trying to hear some jukebox music. yeah, fuck YOU! who bought you those tattoos, your mother? did she have to sell her ass to get the money. didn't get much judging by the quality. yeah, step up, buddy. i'll make you shit yer teeth!

get ready for a beating you whiny little bitch. I'm about to mess with texas.

Ok everyone in the bar of the count of 3. ONE, TWO, THREE! *punch*punch*kick*punch*punch*kick* Welcome to the party pal!


Damn I'm slow with these posting!!!

[Edited on Aug 03, 2003 by Bort79]

Quit drawing fucking emoticons on the napkin and git over here, you fucking little pansy!

Who do you think you're talking to, I'm gonnas track you down and really kick your ass, I'll be at the rouge.

are you calling me fat?

*breaks pool stick in half*
that's it...it's go time!

Hey this isn't fair your a women I can't hit you. Your going to kick my ass so I'm going to go hide!!!

[Edited on Aug 03, 2003 by Bort79]

lets fight!

thems fightin' werds!

pssshh! I could kick your silly little ass anyday!

*runs out from behind sofa, hits you in the back with chair, run back behind sofa* (Bar room gorilla warfare!)

*elbows bort in the jaw*

lets see you talk shit about me now muthafucka!!!!

*throws randomly selected foe/friend through the mirror and shelves behind the bar*

sorry...had to be done to make this a legit bar fight.

*ducks*

** gets bumped from behind, makes me spill my jager**
your're all in big trouble now, motherfuckers....