Declan said:
HAHA!
good comeback ... "well you're from canada"? Wow... I'm hurt.

Look at this:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?db=pubmed&list_uids=10706945&cmd=Retrieve&indexed=google
See now this article shows that swallowing ejaculate protects against preeclampsia toxemia (that's a really high blood pressure during pregancy that can kill ya folks) so actually oral sex could save a life, but only if you swallow.

Talk about a seminal paper...
(That's a double entendre... but you may have to be Canadian and speak French to know what that is)

Now the thing is, that's funny AND scientifically accurate.

Try it sometime kiddo.... you'll like it

bye bye now

Are you really, seriously, linking a study showing that swallowing semen is good for you in a thread about how oral sex can spread a virus linked to cancer? Touting swallowing semen in a thread about STD's...priceless.

Less than 200,000 people get preeclampsia a year.

MILLIONS of people contract HPV. Men and women. Not just a very small percentage of pregant women.

Nice try, facty pants, but while something like half a million women worldwide get cervical cancer, only 10,000 of those come from the good ol' USA. And less than half those die (around 4,000.)

Wanna know why? Pap smears. We have 'em, poor countries not so much.

So, under those conditions, sounds like cum swallowing wins; provided it's backed up with a nice cold pap smear once in a while.

I don't think I tried to say that millions of people a year get cervical cancer.

Just that millions of people a year contract HPV. Which is an STD. Which can be contracted...you guessed it...by having unprotected oral sex.

Pap smears show cancerous and pre cancerous changes to the cervix. It does not 'diagnose' HPV.

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

MAY 20, 2007 04:22 PM

PaulNikon said:
I meant ot post this picture earlier in the thread:

The other picture was way more effective at getting people to pay attention to your post.

That said, that's awesome. I knew they had edible novelty condoms but I never kenw they had any real ones that didn't taste like balloons.

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

MAY 20, 2007 04:49 PM

oyaji said:

Bitch_PhD said:

oyaji said:
Yeah. Smoking isn't as bad as those "such cancers." I don't think blowjobs have any ill effects on one's lungs. And they certainly don't cause emphesema.

I can't tell where the sarcasm begins and ends.

I bet if you inhaled semen, it would be really bad for your lungs.

Maybe "Semen In Lungs" ("SIL") can be the next phenomenon in misogynist porn. ATM is so tame.

Perhaps we could combine smoking, throat cancer and lung spunk into one powerful force. Tracheotomy porn is the wave of the future.

Somebody get Seymore Butts on the line!

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL

January 2005

MAY 20, 2007 09:44 PM

MessyJessy said:

hor said:

penis

vagina

Go together just like peanut butter and chocolate.

lint737

Hollywood, FL

July 2004

MAY 21, 2007 11:48 AM

Tangus said:
I have it on good authority that Luckies DO in fact taste better.

It's toasted that's why.

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON

January 2007

MAY 21, 2007 05:26 PM

I'm so slapping a condom on my cigarette the next time I smoke after unprotected sex.

Skillshare

Berkeley, CA

March 2007

MAY 24, 2007 03:42 AM

I'm not at all impressed with this article. It's completely misleading just to make a joke.

leningradcowboy

I'm lost

February 2007

JUN 03, 2007 12:50 PM

wavion said:
You forgot to mention that the penis had to be infected with the Human Papillomavirus. So, yeah, fellating a STD-infected penis is bad for you. Big surprise.

*cough* another pathetic attempt at journalism *cough*

'Scuse me- I had something stuck in my throat. Hopefully it wasn't a penis or I might get cancer!!!

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