NEWS: Cop Gets Stoned, Thinks He's Already Dead, Man

"Are there any weapons in the house?"

"You already asked me that."

. . . and then he gives a different answer.

Hehehe.

its amazing how many people are like "well thats michigan for ya" we don't get many chances to be proud like this. yay for stoned cops, and national coney island.

I can't help feeling sorry for the guy
(only because this little blunder is going to haunt him for the next decade)

True. Also, that level of stoned paranoia is not fun.

Funniest traum-edy ever!


They're dead; and, yet... he's talking on the phone.

Oh, my god! He's saying The Lord's Prayer at the beginning!

Hilarious!

Bwahhaaha...that is the funniest shit I've ever heard!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow....

Was anyone else reminded of the King of the Hill episode where Hank smokes pot accidentally?

I've got marijuana poisoning!

oh man...i hadnt thought of that. but now that you say it i cant stop laughing! thanks for making my day, lol.

I suppose that he got too high.