Break up with . . .

The person who posted before you.

Hi, punkinhead. Its me. Look, I'm sorry but it just isn't working out. Its not you, though, its me. Well, I guess its both of us. Your a freak, though, seriously. And you need a haircut. I just can't do it anymore. Besides, we are the same person and that's just weird.

Punkinhead...

I'm sorry, you're just not my type. I'm a lesbian, and you're a loser. Stop calling me.

SBG.

harsh! but i like it!

Dear spikybluegirl,

You're totally gay. Goodbye.

Dr. Necessitor

SBG.. look.. sweetheart... I think its about time we start seeing other people. You see.. I'm really not turned on when you hit me with hot skillets... I'm sorry..

P.S. I'm sleeping with your cat.

ViolentTortoise, you're from Berkeley.. and therefore I disagree with you on just about everything.


[Edited on Aug 02, 2003 by Keithed]

Keithed,

I do not like hot men, so I must break up with you!

Estrada,

um, i have a fairly strict no-puppet policy. sorry bout that

arik, the simple fact of the matter is that
as cool as you think you are i dont think i can manage
to pretend to like you anymore.

and since when is sperm that color?!?

RxQueen i'm sorry, but your refusal to stick to one hair colour has created a rift between us that can never heal.

RxGirl, Your just not cool enough. Sure, you like thrice and all wich is cool, but look at me. I ooze cool, and you, your just leaking it a little. Sorry to break this to you, but its over. Hope you dont die soon.
DC

DC,<br>
it was great while it lasted but i don't think i can handle a long distance relationship...you know, with me going to prison and all. <br>
<p>
forever yours,<br>
trousers

Trousers, its over. I want my shit back.
r

BRITS OUT............of my bedroom!

i found your book. now i know why you seemed like you were hiding something from me. look at these pictures! they're disgusting! how can you do things like this?!? i'm calling the police, and it's over between us. i never want to speak to you again. pack your shit and get out.

I don't get it.

Cash, darling... I just can't take it anymore. First you're here, and then you leave, and then you're back... I need security, baby.

Leave your key on the nightstand.

xoxo,

~S~

[Edited on Aug 02, 2003 by Sorcha]

die die die.. and rot!!

Your sister gives better head, Clara.

oh yeah
oh yeah
that's feels great
ooooooooh!!!
oooooh!!
...
oh crap, I think the phone is on...

Ya know dark bunny, fuck you and fuck the phone. Why do you always oick the phone sex over me? Am I that bad in bed? Go to hell!

[Edited on Aug 02, 2003 by Pip]

PS am I the only one that goes back and edit's there post so they are dumping the person that posted before them???

[Edited on Aug 02, 2003 by Pip]

Sorry Pip, but I just can't be with no "one-minute man", aight?