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d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

MAY 14, 2007 09:47 PM

Centipedes? In my vagina?

Mod1Fy

Mod1Fy

Canada
June 2004

MAY 14, 2007 10:10 PM

Was it an African or European swallow? Laden or Unladen?

the_colours

the_colours

Kansas City, MO
April 2007

MAY 14, 2007 10:22 PM

d20 said:
Centipedes? In my vagina?



Funniest. Photo. Evar. I crack up every time I see it.

yellowkid

yellowkid

Boise, ID
May 2007

MAY 14, 2007 10:44 PM

Of all the horrifing things I have seen and heard of this is, perhaps, the most disturbing to me.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 14, 2007 11:00 PM

shapeshifter23 said:
This has all the trappings of a great Monty Python skit.



Insert "Dead Parrot sketch" joke here.

joker_

joker_

Windsor, CA
October 2005

MAY 14, 2007 11:35 PM

Juliana said:
I am lame because I am the only person here who feels sorry for both the inmate and the bird for having been separated. And after all that effort!



You're not the only person.

Libelula

Libelula

Mexico
March 2007

MAY 14, 2007 11:39 PM

After all that birdie went through isn't only fair he decide where to stay? I thought the dog was man's best friend but then again I have an uncle that smuggled a drunk parrot across the border in his pocket maybe the bird was just having some drinks and Bam in the cooch it went

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 14, 2007 11:54 PM

aleksa said:

shapeshifter23 said:
This has all the trappings of a great Monty Python skit.



Insert "Dead Parrot sketch" joke here.



The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' in the vagina!

I checked, and found that the only reason it was in there, was that it had been nailed there!

AmalgamSwitch

AmalgamSwitch

Birmingham, AL
May 2006

MAY 15, 2007 06:41 AM

magpieboy said:
Parakeets are a subgroup of parrots. Budgerigars are actually Australian in origin, and thus not parakeets. They are however, still parrots of sorts.



Budgeriagars are parakeets. They are synonyms, but not mutually exclusive because parakeet also describes a few other parrots.

I wish the forum had a Vinn diagram widget; that would be fun!

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

MAY 15, 2007 07:49 AM

Juliana said:
I am lame because I am the only person here who feels sorry for both the inmate and the bird for having been separated. And after all that effort!


Nope, you're not. I fully understand why a prison can't allow that, but I still feel sorry for they guy.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

MAY 15, 2007 08:19 AM

That woman has an incredible dedication to stupidity -- oh, and grossness. She has an incredible dedication to stupidity and grossness.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

MAY 15, 2007 11:37 AM

AndersWolleck said:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush



*snortgiggle*

First thing I thought, too.

Tabboo

Tabboo

Moriches, NY
May 2007

MAY 15, 2007 09:38 PM

fricken hillarious. poor bird. skull

Acid

Acid

France
July 2005

MAY 16, 2007 01:45 PM

apesamongus said:

Juliana said:
I am lame because I am the only person here who feels sorry for both the inmate and the bird for having been separated. And after all that effort!


Nope, you're not. I fully understand why a prison can't allow that, but I still feel sorry for they guy.



You feel sorry for a druglord who sold heroin to kids and murdered a journalist, because he can't have his parrot ?

Really ?

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

MAY 16, 2007 01:48 PM

i spent several months working in a prison after university , some of the stories i heard about women smuggling items in were just shocking

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

MAY 17, 2007 12:10 PM

TheFox said:
I'm just curious as to why the inmates having pets (barring animal abuse) is a bad thing...?



I would believe the extra cost to tax payers, having to feed them and possibly hiring of people to clean up after them (assuming the prisioners don't do it) and maybe in the case of a riot, the last thing the guards need is the prisoners pets jumping in to.

fullmoonkisses

fullmoonkisses

United Kingdom
September 2006

NOV 14, 2007 12:07 PM

"Vagina Parrot" would make an awesome death metal song title smile

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

NOV 14, 2007 03:44 PM

See, now I have to wonder what the hell phrase you searched for this thread to come up.

Also, I cannot believe no Aussies made a joke about budgie smugglers.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 14, 2007 04:01 PM

Phantasy said:
See, now I have to wonder what the hell phrase you searched for this thread to come up.

Also, I cannot believe no Aussies made a joke about budgie smugglers.



Yes.

Also, I am surprised that Aussies would be content with budgie smuggling. Turkey, perhaps? tongue

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