NEWS: Prison searched... Vagina Parrot Found!

Centipedes? In my vagina?

Was it an African or European swallow? Laden or Unladen?

Funniest. Photo. Evar. I crack up every time I see it.

Of all the horrifing things I have seen and heard of this is, perhaps, the most disturbing to me.

Insert "Dead Parrot sketch" joke here.

You're not the only person.

After all that birdie went through isn't only fair he decide where to stay? I thought the dog was man's best friend but then again I have an uncle that smuggled a drunk parrot across the border in his pocket maybe the bird was just having some drinks and Bam in the cooch it went

The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' in the vagina!

I checked, and found that the only reason it was in there, was that it had been nailed there!

Budgeriagars are parakeets. They are synonyms, but not mutually exclusive because parakeet also describes a few other parrots.

I wish the forum had a Vinn diagram widget; that would be fun!

Nope, you're not. I fully understand why a prison can't allow that, but I still feel sorry for they guy.

That woman has an incredible dedication to stupidity -- oh, and grossness. She has an incredible dedication to stupidity and grossness.

*snortgiggle*

First thing I thought, too.

fricken hillarious. poor bird.

You feel sorry for a druglord who sold heroin to kids and murdered a journalist, because he can't have his parrot ?

Really ?

i spent several months working in a prison after university , some of the stories i heard about women smuggling items in were just shocking

I would believe the extra cost to tax payers, having to feed them and possibly hiring of people to clean up after them (assuming the prisioners don't do it) and maybe in the case of a riot, the last thing the guards need is the prisoners pets jumping in to.

"Vagina Parrot" would make an awesome death metal song title

See, now I have to wonder what the hell phrase you searched for this thread to come up.

Also, I cannot believe no Aussies made a joke about budgie smugglers.

Yes.

Also, I am surprised that Aussies would be content with budgie smuggling. Turkey, perhaps?