NEWS: Prison searched... Vagina Parrot Found!

CULTURE: Prison searched... Vagina Parrot Found!

A recent article on Ireland.com detailed last week's Portlaoise maximum-security prison search that targeted inmate contraband.

The article then made quick note of this interesting tid bit:

Translation? She put a parrot in her vagina and snuck it into her loverboy on the inside. Fortunately though, this seems to be an isolated incident, as Ireland.com went on to report:

Travel experts are advising potential tourists to book hotels early as discovery of what many consider to be the only surviving vagina parrot in the world is expected to cause an unprecidented spike in tourism.

Q1: WTF do you need a bird in prison for?

Aww, she wanted to give him company- I bet the bird smelled like her, lOl.

Now, now, let's not be hasty. She could have smuggled it in her ass.

(Now I'm mentally debating whether I prefer the phrase "Vagina bird" vs. "ass parrot.")

I'm just curious as to why the inmates having pets (barring animal abuse) is a bad thing...?

I don't see anything wrong with letting him have a bird *shrugs* that's just my opinion.

budgies are parakeets, actually, no?
or is that a subcategory of parrots, generally?
i don't know shit about birds (or british terms, apparently).

Don't most women put birds in their vaginas?

Not me, I prefer my cooter to be animal free

That guy has an awesome girlfriend.

TheFox : probably because the law has decided they don't deserve any privileges

How did the bird breathe?

T'was John Gilligan, he's responsible for the murder of the one journalist who dared expose his crime empire, Veronica Guirean.
By the way, along with his Canarie he also had confiscated a wide screen flat panel TV. Smuggle THAT in your vagina and you gain my respect.

Honestly alot of the guards are in the pay of the prisoners, the powerful ones at least, so I doubt the bird (which wasn't a parrot by the way) was smuggled in by a guard or at least a visitor with the express permission of the guard(s).

There's been a crackdown on it all of late, hence the searches. The reason for all this? The funniest thing of all....a prisoner in the maximum security jail actually rang in to a radio show to complain about the treatment. On a contraband mobile phone.

Sideshow bob job.

Parakeets are a subgroup of parrots. Budgerigars are actually Australian in origin, and thus not parakeets. They are however, still parrots of sorts.

But the above poster claims it is a canary, which is NOT a parrot.

So, either it was brought by a guard (likely) or a woman bagged it, stuck it in, and then routed some ventilation back out so it would survive (unlikely). Otherwise, you're bringing your dude a dead bird.

Budgies are just teeny parrots.

"Butt budgie?"

-TM

That had to have tickled. I can't believe it survived! She must have a roomy cooter!

Surely a bat would fair better in such a cave

Clearly this is yet another "let's not let the facts get in the way of a good story" article...there are so many on here nowadays...we're so spoilt!

This has all the trappings of a great Monty Python skit.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

So would one in the bush and one in the toosh be worth 4?

Pussies like eating birds. This is a surprise?

The innuendo possibilities for this thread are endless...

sickest tweety and granny cartoon EVAR.

Budgerigar is an aboriginal word meaning "good eating".

Think on that for a minute.