NEWS: Vincent Gallo: Breakdancer. Who the Fuck Knew?

CELEB: Vincent Gallo: Breakdancer. Who the Fuck Knew?

Vincent Gallo is many things: actor, comic book villain, director, musician ...self-aggrandizing celebutrash. But no matter how many times Gallo insists he was the "first white homeboy on earth," breakdancer he is most certainly not. But props to the guy for trying. Really.

Check out his b-boy skills in this 1986 Graffiti Rock pilot alongside the musical stylings of Run DMC, taken from the documentary Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme.

Unfortunately YouTube isn't hosting the video clip, so use the link above to check it out on iFilm.

oh, so he just stood there a little. well, that was almost as interesting as chloe s giving him a blow job

exactly! nice moves homeboy...

That sounds like the shocking final scene of Brown Bunny 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm almost positive that if you look up "douche" in the OED, you will find a full-page spread of Vincent Gallo.

Even if Vincent Gallo discovered the cure for cancer he'd still be one of the worst people in the country.

Run DMC's style holds up so well. Especially compared to Kool Moe Dee.

I fuckin' didn't know...

why do you guys hate him so much? i actually love his work. am i sick?

Yes.

No one here has said anything about his work. We all just hate him as a human being. Cause he's a douche on legs.

how is he a douche with legs, i guess i am really dense. why is he so bad?

That egotistical, pretentious, nazi asshole...I'm going to go seethe somewhere for a bit.

you know what i retract my previous statements, i just did a little google research, and yes. i even went to his website and i am sorry but he's selling his sperm for one million dollars, and i read some of the things that he has written. i consider myself educated now, and i know better. thanks for the push towards a new view of my once favorite actor.

Vincent Gallo is incredible. I've been a fan of his work for some time now; when I learned more about him personally (read writings by/about him, etc), it only served to give me a greater appreciation for him. In fact, I'm just going to go ahead and say it: Gallo is one of the greatest creative minds of our time.

He knows who and what he is, and he isn't afraid to let you know it. Apparently, that's a really scary thing for a lot of people. So be it, I guess.

Let the flames commence...

never too late to learn!
he is definately a douche. but i still like his work.

prince vince!



his absurd missions are accomplished as soon as people say "thats absurd!"

This comes out only a few weeks after Karl Rove rapps.. Amazing what the Republicans are up to.

I don't see how being an unrepentant asshole makes an asshole any less of an asshole. If someone says that having a Jewish parent increases their likelihood of success in Hollywood and that they are against participating in race-mixing with people of African descent, knowing that that makes him an asshole does not let him off the hook.

A friend of mine keeps trying to make that same argument about Ann Coulter. That I should respect her because "she speaks her mind unapologetically". Well so do a lot of terrible people like terrorists and dictators and serial killers. Should I respect them, too?

i don't believe for one second that ann coulter speaks her mind. she says what she thinks a bunch of dumb people might be thinking. she is an actor. kind of like bob barker pretending to be all excited about plinko after god knows how many years (ok maybe thats not such a good analogy because plinko rules).

He'd probably enjoy it though. Get Rosie O'Donnell or someone to do it instead.

I'm sure he's an asshole all the way. Still, unlike most other assholes on this planet, I think his shit is very much enjoyable.

Here's Vincent Gallo interviewing Vincent Gallo. Give's a whole new meaning to "being full of yourself".