How many people are stoned right now?

<<< Makes one.

Not today, but you should have seen me yesterday whenever I trapped myself in a closet with a can of Raid to see if it would make my baby dumber!

Bahahahahahahaha!

Subterfujion, expect a knock on your door soon.

Throughout all the world?

I'm going to guess "7". I'd say that's probably accurate.

Subrosa, that's a conservative estimate. I was thinking more along the lines of twenty.

i am i am ^_^

Fukkin hippies.

Not now, but sometime within the next 10 hours.

Is it going to make you psychotic?

I fucking hope so. I've got a grudge against this bag of Doritos in my closet, and it shall pay dearly for it.

Dude, let's turn your head into a bong!

^^^ Good idea! I'll get the saw!

2nd day all year that I'm not stoned
tomorrow will be the third

Intervention time?

I am! I am! I've been stoned and in a creative mood all morning. I made some videos & put them online, check em out and let me know what you think.

http://thefecaljesus.blogspot.com/

Wow.. Suddenly you all awaken!

Sorry.. I just got back from the sound with my dog and I was outside painting bone in exotically named oil paints for a sculpture I'm working on.

Anyway.. Yeah.. Huh?

Who's coming to my door? And why are we turning our heads upside down?

My go to song in that situation has been the same for a few years now; QOTSA - Better Living Through Chemistry. It's all over the place. The new White Stripes track Icky Thump is good too.

Album wise:
Sigur Ros - Ágætis Byrjun
Smashing Pumpkins - Adore (very underrated)
Aphex Twin - Richard D James Album
Portishead - anything

I've been stoned since 1982.
Though it never helped me paint bone.

You are all a bunch of slackers!

Go to work or something!

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Okay.. Now that they've left.

What's up, stange-uh?