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MAQI

United Kingdom

October 2004

MAY 07, 2007 09:50 AM

CULTURE: Hottest Chick/Loudest Fart Contest

I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Howard Stern reps say:

"WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CHICK WHO CAN ALSO BLAST THE LOUDEST, LONGEST, MOST DISGUSTING FARTS. SEND IN A TAPE OR DVD DEMONSTRATING YOUR AMAZING FARTING TALENTS!"

The prize? "Sirius will award the Grand Prize Winner a certificate as The Hottest Chick with the loudest fart and a check for $5,000 (the Grand Prize). The approximate retail value of the trips for the Finalists is $2,000 per trip."

You only have til May 10, so hurry up!

Rainking13

Saint Peters, MO

December 2006

MAY 07, 2007 10:05 AM

long live the king of media, only he could do something like this and it make news. My vote would to Lohan. The whiskey farts can be something awful.

King_Mob

I'm lost

September 2005

MAY 07, 2007 10:16 AM

I'm sure our SGs could cook something up...

Gayballs

Seattle, WA

July 2005

MAY 07, 2007 10:17 AM

the VEGAN SGs could so win this

KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

MAY 07, 2007 11:22 AM

ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 11:23 AM

MAQI said:
I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

geo35

Minneapolis, MN

January 2003

MAY 07, 2007 11:36 AM

'Classy guy, that Howard.

JDPatriot

Fort Lauderdale, FL

January 2004

MAY 07, 2007 12:53 PM

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

thebernreuter

Birmingham, AL

May 2006

MAY 07, 2007 12:55 PM

Burn

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 12:56 PM

just find some who are lactose intolerant and tell them to enjoy some cake

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

MAY 07, 2007 01:15 PM

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

I thought that went off the air 10 years ago

filmME

Vancouver, BC

May 2003

MAY 07, 2007 01:35 PM

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAY 07, 2007 01:43 PM

filmME said:

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

Which coincidentally smell like shit.

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA

February 2003

MAY 07, 2007 01:58 PM

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

Wrong again. He has an contract with On Demand to show various highlights from his radio show on a subcription only basis.

madbax

Nome, TX

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 04:36 PM

Rainking13 said:
long live the king of media, only he could do something like this and it make news. My vote would to Lohan. The whiskey farts can be something awful.

I have to vouch for that... Whiskey shits is more like it.

Metaverse

USA

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 04:40 PM

RubberSoul said:

JDPatriot said:

RubberSoul said:
Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

He also has a TV show.

Wrong again. He has an contract with On Demand to show various highlights from his radio show on a subcription only basis.

Would that happen to be on....TV? Unless it's being broadcast directly into your brain, even if it is an On Demand subscription...I believe that is considered a show on TV.

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD

January 2004

MAY 07, 2007 04:57 PM

He's also doing a post-op male-to-female transsexual beauty contest, I believe.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 05:05 PM

You'd think that once you were in your fifties (or, well, out of middle school) you'd be over toilet humor. Apparently not.

Darke

Columbia, MO

June 2005

MAY 07, 2007 07:38 PM

filmME said:

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

Which coincidentally smell like shit.

They're really more like fecal rosettes... the dames sure do like flowers.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

MAY 07, 2007 07:56 PM

Rainking13 said:
long live the king of media, only he could do something like this and it make news. My vote would to Lohan. The whiskey farts can be something awful.

He's still alive? I'm shocked because his career has been dead for years.

Metaverse

USA

March 2005

MAY 07, 2007 07:57 PM

mamet said:
You'd think that once you were in your fifties (or, well, out of middle school) you'd be over toilet humor. Apparently not.

Look at it this way, is it bad that he is putting crap like this out...or is it worse that their is an actual audience for this junk ?

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAY 07, 2007 08:00 PM

Darke said:

filmME said:

KorbenDallas said:
ha ha ha, girls don't fart.

they drop roses.

Which coincidentally smell like shit.

They're really more like fecal rosettes... the dames sure do like flowers.

Ass Flowers. I don't want to know what fertilizer is used to create such florum.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

MAY 07, 2007 08:14 PM

RubberSoul said:

MAQI said:
I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

no, he's actually a person.

cinnamongurl

San Diego, CA

January 2006

MAY 07, 2007 08:36 PM

CKDexterHaven said:

RubberSoul said:

MAQI said:
I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

no, he's actually a person.

Funny, cuz I have always thought of him as an anus or a douche bag.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

MAY 07, 2007 08:39 PM

cinnamongurl said:

CKDexterHaven said:

RubberSoul said:

MAQI said:
I don't watch much television, but generally I think it's Japan that has the weirdest TV shows. Then again I see this and I wonder who the crown goes to.

Uh, maybe you didn't realize it, but Howard Stern is a radio program.

no, he's actually a person.

Funny, cuz I have always thought of him as an anus or a douche bag.

well, physically he's a person. but yeah, in every other aspect he's a douche bag and an anus.

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