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disappearing_inc

disappearing_inc

Roy, UT
July 2004

MAY 11, 2007 04:46 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

CKDexterHaven said:
no larvae boob! not now, not ever, never! i am not down with OPP.



Other Peoples' Parasites? shocked



Larvae boob is photoshopped, anyway...At least if we're talking about the same boob.

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

MAY 11, 2007 05:45 PM

SocietysPliers said:

Subrosa said:

cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?



Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.



....whatthefuck..?

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 11, 2007 10:44 PM

I'm sitting here on the floor in my sister's room, babysitting. She just leaned over her bed and asked "Whatcha doin'?" and I said "trying to find some cool news to write about." She said "You should write about that boy who had spiders in his ear." I said "I know, right? But somebody already wrote about that." She said "Oh, that sucks. That's a good one."

At least she didn't say "owned" out loud this time. frown

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

MAY 12, 2007 05:23 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
I'm sitting here on the floor in my sister's room, babysitting. She just leaned over her bed and asked "Whatcha doin'?" and I said "trying to find some cool news to write about." She said "You should write about that boy who had spiders in his ear." I said "I know, right? But somebody already wrote about that." She said "Oh, that sucks. That's a good one."

At least she didn't say "owned" out loud this time. frown


Your sister is one of my personal heroes. I think you should know that.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 12, 2007 08:45 AM

PRockGirlScout said:

SocietysPliers said:

PRockGirlScout said:
Haha. Love the tags.

I'm lost. What tags?

*silently singing "There ain't no tags on me; there ain't . . ." and solemnly vows to shoot the TV next time the commercial with that song in it airs.*

Thank you! I never ever noticed that articles have tags too. I thought it was just naked people that got tags. Cool. smile

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 12, 2007 09:12 AM

pedrothebobcat said:

SocietysPliers said:

Subrosa said:

cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?

Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.

....whatthefuck..?

I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

MAY 12, 2007 09:34 AM

SocietysPliers said:

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.



NOT THE CANDIRU!!!

*shudders*

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

MAY 12, 2007 01:21 PM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SocietysPliers said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SocietysPliers said:

Subrosa said:

cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?

Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.

....whatthefuck..?

I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.




I wish I had never asked.. puke

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 12, 2007 02:44 PM

I love this thread

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

MAY 12, 2007 02:57 PM

pedrothebobcat said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SocietysPliers said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SocietysPliers said:

Subrosa said:

cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?

Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.

....whatthefuck..?

I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.




I wish I had never asked.. puke



Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

MAY 12, 2007 03:20 PM

CKDexterHaven said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SocietysPliers said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SocietysPliers said:

Subrosa said:
cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?

Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.

....whatthefuck..?

I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.




I wish I had never asked.. puke



Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.

Probably not. smile

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 12, 2007 03:23 PM

pedrothebobcat said:

CKDexterHaven said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SocietysPliers said:

pedrothebobcat said:

SocietysPliers said:
Subrosa said:
cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?

Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.

Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.

....whatthefuck..?

I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.

Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.

I wish I had never asked.. puke

Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.Probably not. smile Somehow you mixed up the posters' names. I'm one of them, and I got confused.

Or maybe I was already confused.

Dru_Id

Dru_Id

Florence, SC
October 2006

MAY 13, 2007 03:55 PM

eeek niyaggh!!!! *shutters* great and my right ear is ic hy right now thats really what i wanted to hear esp cause i heard a story about a roach in a womans ear a few years go and now im thinking about it

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 13, 2007 04:33 PM

Neitherspace said:
eeek niyaggh!!!! *shutters* great and my right ear is ic hy right now thats really what i wanted to hear esp cause i heard a story about a roach in a womans ear a few years go and now im thinking about it

Like if someone mentions ticks while hiking or camping. Everyone imagines them crawling on them afterwards. Like most of us will now.

And really, spiders and cockroaches, while not really uncommon in ears, are not exactly common, either. In over a decade in medicine, I've seen one itsy bitsy spider climbing up the wate . . . I mena in a patient's ear. I've seen cockroaches I think three times, and they were in areas heavily infested with them.

Trust me, there are FAR more likely heebie jeebie-inducing things that could happen to you.

Hey, Ardmore! Where the 23 East Cabaret is! I played there once.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAY 14, 2007 04:15 PM

Eww!!! puke

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

MAY 14, 2007 05:46 PM

chainlink said:

chainlink said:
Oh ! You kids will LOVE this.
I hope it wasn't mentioned already, I just skimmed the comments.

It began with one South Florida woman and has now grown to involve dozens of people. People claiming to have bugs coming out of their bodies. Don't believe it? Then sit back and watch Patrick Fraser's special investigation, Body Bugs.



this is unreal. You just have to read the articles. The bugs are infestesting people, living in thier skin.

creepier by x1000 than any bedbug or spider in your ear !


WSVN-TV-7 News part 1.


WSVN-TV-7 part2

Patrick Fraser: "This infestation is also one more thing: Very common. Since we first reported on this two months ago, I have gotten emails heard from hundreds of people who have been infected with bugs. We have learned of tens of thousands more who have various things infesting their body. We have also learned something else -- almost no one believes them."



I'm not exactly sure I believe them either. It is a Fox news channel. confused




I can't believe no one commented on this !

BUGS INFESTING THIER SKIN !!!!!!
Crawling out and back in again !
OMG !!!



My money is on demodex folliculorum

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