cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
I'm sitting here on the floor in my sister's room, babysitting. She just leaned over her bed and asked "Whatcha doin'?" and I said "trying to find some cool news to write about." She said "You should write about that boy who had spiders in his ear." I said "I know, right? But somebody already wrote about that." She said "Oh, that sucks. That's a good one."
At least she didn't say "owned" out loud this time.
_DictionaryGirl_ said:
I'm sitting here on the floor in my sister's room, babysitting. She just leaned over her bed and asked "Whatcha doin'?" and I said "trying to find some cool news to write about." She said "You should write about that boy who had spiders in his ear." I said "I know, right? But somebody already wrote about that." She said "Oh, that sucks. That's a good one."
At least she didn't say "owned" out loud this time.
Your sister is one of my personal heroes. I think you should know that.
*silently singing "There ain't no tags on me; there ain't . . ." and solemnly vows to shoot the TV next time the commercial with that song in it airs.*
Thank you! I never ever noticed that articles have tags too. I thought it was just naked people that got tags. Cool.
cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
....whatthefuck..?
I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
....whatthefuck..?
I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
....whatthefuck..?
I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
I wish I had never asked..
Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.
Subrosa said: cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
....whatthefuck..?
I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
I wish I had never asked..
Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.
SocietysPliers said: Subrosa said: cherrypinup said:
Um, yeah. There are all sorts of bugs living on you on a 24 hour basis, 365 days a year. Didn't you take basic science in elementary school?
Um, yeah. Microscopic bugs that I can't see and can't prevent. I must have skipped the day in basic science class in elementary school that said how there are fucking spiders in your fucking ear.
Yeah, there are "bugs" living all over you, but they're microorganisms (microbes), not arachnids or insects. In fact they're classified as "flora," not "fauna." Since spiders venture into ears only sometimes, and are not a normal feature of anatomy and physiology, they leave this out of elementary school science, much as they do the existence of fish in one's penis, which, although it does occur, is FAR from "normal," or, for that matter, desirable.
....whatthefuck..?
I hate to give anyone nightmares, but the topic actually came up on Grey's Anatomy.
Not knowing the best site for Candiru (I think it's a South American tribal word for "There goes Father's Day"), I am linking you to the ever-worthy Wikipedia for their take on this odd fish whose existence I can't justify at ALL in my head (the one on my neck either). Enjoy.
I wish I had never asked..
Well, you can't unring a bell. Or can you? I forget.Probably not. Somehow you mixed up the posters' names. I'm one of them, and I got confused.
niyaggh!!!! *shutters* great and my right ear is ic hy right now thats really what i wanted to hear esp cause i heard a story about a roach in a womans ear a few years go and now im thinking about it
Neitherspace said: niyaggh!!!! *shutters* great and my right ear is ic hy right now thats really what i wanted to hear esp cause i heard a story about a roach in a womans ear a few years go and now im thinking about it
Like if someone mentions ticks while hiking or camping. Everyone imagines them crawling on them afterwards. Like most of us will now.
And really, spiders and cockroaches, while not really uncommon in ears, are not exactly common, either. In over a decade in medicine, I've seen one itsy bitsy spider climbing up the wate . . . I mena in a patient's ear. I've seen cockroaches I think three times, and they were in areas heavily infested with them.
Trust me, there are FAR more likely heebie jeebie-inducing things that could happen to you.
Hey, Ardmore! Where the 23 East Cabaret is! I played there once.
chainlink said:
Oh ! You kids will LOVE this.
I hope it wasn't mentioned already, I just skimmed the comments.
It began with one South Florida woman and has now grown to involve dozens of people. People claiming to have bugs coming out of their bodies. Don't believe it? Then sit back and watch Patrick Fraser's special investigation, Body Bugs.
this is unreal. You just have to read the articles. The bugs are infestesting people, living in thier skin.
creepier by x1000 than any bedbug or spider in your ear !
Patrick Fraser: "This infestation is also one more thing: Very common. Since we first reported on this two months ago, I have gotten emails heard from hundreds of people who have been infected with bugs. We have learned of tens of thousands more who have various things infesting their body. We have also learned something else -- almost no one believes them."
I'm not exactly sure I believe them either. It is a Fox news channel.
I can't believe no one commented on this !
BUGS INFESTING THIER SKIN !!!!!!
Crawling out and back in again !
OMG !!!
disappearing_inc
Roy, UT
July 2004
MAY 11, 2007 04:46 PM