NEWS: America Is Winning The War! (On Science)

Move aside?

Pfft, I wanna push the button!

Cockroaches can survive a worldwide nuclear attack, right?

I'm sort of glad they have their own journal - it makes them easier to spot.

Though, I mean, what's the point of this place? I mean that is a sort of functionalist way: These people won't get jobs, except I guess at other crazy places. And how many crazy places can there be?

That sounds like fun

You should just pray for the Rapture, man. All the best and holiest will be translated to Heaven, leaving the rest of us behind.

Assuming it hasn't already happened, of course

"I'm in ur schools. Teachin ur kids bullshit."

Religion is a disease, and Creationism is Christianity's attempt to infect the minds of children and the credulous. It should not even be given validity through mention.

there's also a museum.

word. can't wait.

GIT 'ER DONE!!!

how retarted would a school admin have to be to hire someone who graduated from this quaker factory.

Is the school even properly accredited?

I couldn't imagine it happening at the university level - an important part of any hiring process is the first decision at the departmental level. These would be bloody, ugly job talks for the candidate (assuming they even got a talk - having this journal on your CV would be a kiss of death). Though, fun to sit through as an audience member.

Why are you trying to lump Quakerism in with this bunch?