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Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 01, 2007 07:17 AM

How can I reduce my gaseous output? My current diet is one of fast food and organic foods when I have the cash to spare. I need to stop.
Help?

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 01, 2007 07:25 AM

Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides (especially oligosaccharides such as inulin) and include beans, lentils, milk, onions, radishes, sweet potatoes, cheese, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, yeast in breads, and other vegetables. Broccoli, cabbage and other cruciferous vegetables are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus. In beans, endogenous gases seem to arise from complex oligosaccharides (carbohydrates) that are particularly resistant to digestion by mammals, but which are readily digestible by microorganisms that inhabit the digestive tract. These oligosaccharides pass through the upper intestine largely unchanged, and when they reach the lower intestine, bacteria feed on them, producing copious amounts of flatus.[6] In the case of those with lactose intolerance, intestinal bacteria feeding on lactose can give rise to excessive gas production when milk or lactose-containing substances have been consumed.



Dairy farts are the worst. puke

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAY 01, 2007 07:26 AM

Cut the fast food, son.

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

MAY 01, 2007 07:30 AM

A buttplug? tongue

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

MAY 01, 2007 09:22 AM

Poptard said:
How can I reduce my gaseous output?


post less.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAY 01, 2007 12:33 PM

jason said:

Poptard said:
How can I reduce my gaseous output?


post less.




Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAY 01, 2007 12:37 PM

jason said:

Poptard said:
How can I reduce my gaseous output?


post less.



*slow clap*

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

MAY 01, 2007 01:17 PM

Beano

Nomi

Nomi

USA
June 2006

MAY 01, 2007 01:25 PM

Two pairs of underwear with a dryer sheet in between. At least then you'll just smell like clean laundry when you fart.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAY 01, 2007 01:31 PM

Eat slower. When I eat to fast, I fart a lot more.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 01, 2007 01:32 PM

Jynee said:
A buttplug? tongue



That would work.

HarManic

HarManic

Urbana, IL
March 2005

MAY 01, 2007 06:13 PM

PaulNikon said:

Jynee said:
A buttplug? tongue



That would work.



Until it shot across the room.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAY 01, 2007 07:59 PM

But a good fart is such a satisfying thing. It lets you know your insides are doing their job.