NEWS: Yes, I Just Ordered a Berrytini, and No, ThereÂ’s Nothing Wrong With That

CULTURE: Yes, I Just Ordered a Berrytini, and No, There’s Nothing Wrong With That

ThatÂ’s right! Nothing at all wrong with that. And itÂ’s not because it doesnÂ’t make you gay (it very well might, especially if you drink several of them at a time.) ItÂ’s because that effete fruity drink you just got from the waitress at Friday's might actually save your life! Huzzah!

God bless scientists who tell me my addictions are good for me. First they told me that boozing it up made me richer, and now theyÂ’re telling me that itÂ’s healthy for me too? Fabulous!

I donÂ’t even know what free radicals are, but IÂ’m assuming they taste lovely with some Midori and Apple Pucker.

The secret to SubrosaÂ’s Appletini recipe is a splash of Sprite. Cheers!

delicious AND drunklicious. my favorite combination. thanks brosa <3

My jungle juice intake makes me a model of health!

this is why i love science

Fuck you....a martini is gin & vermouth....and an olive. Anythng else is a bastardization....and not worthy of the name.

damn, apparently SOMEONE needs a berrytini.

Hmmmm . . .

Tequila-soaked strawberries? Would that work? I may have to try that--like vodka melon balls, you know? Except, like, better.

Mmm....killing yourself and saving your life at the same time. Delicious.

This man speaks the truth.

Seriously.

Cash, you must find yourself angry an awful lot of the time. Everything's been 'tinied. Why, Starbucks will probably be coming out with a Frapputini any day now.




I would totally drink that, by the way.

I can tell I'm going to have a very healthy summer!

I would probably take up residence in a Starbucks.

I'm picturing a fruit smoothie with a whole bunch of vodka poured in. Would that work? Man, I could go for one a those right now.

I call bullshit. 'Brosa is just trying to justify his embarrassing drinking proclivities.

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My complexion is going to be GORRRRRRRGEOUS!

Wow, YouTube doesn't have the "Girl Drink Drunk" skit from Kids in the Hall.

Sweet, so now I have a reason I can order them when I'm not clubbing in West Hollywood.

Sorry. Fruit-tinis are about as gay as hot pants and a leather vest.

If liking your drinks to be delicious makes one gay, then color me Elton John.

Hah! I was searching, too. Great minds and all that.

Sadly, it looks like they once did. Copyright violations for the lose.

I found the girl-drink-drunk skit here:

http://grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=1051481&ml=o%3D7%26fr%3D1771518%26fx%3D%5BFG:$FFFFFF

raspberries soaked in vodka over ice fighting cancer.

it doesn;t have to have an umbrella or anything... what's not to like?

"Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." ~Homer Simpson

The other night I ordered some concoction with Pear Absolut, champagne, and some fruity fruit. I have yet to live it down. So slap my ass and call me Teri.

I think thats why it is called a berrytini and not a berry martini...

THAT and berrytini is just so gosh darn fun to say!