Favorite Movie Lines

I havent been fucked like that since grade school.

---Fight Club

Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them I don't care how crazy they are.
-From Dusk Till Dawn

"Keep passing the open windows."

-from Hotel New Hampshire

Times 2.

Actually, my favorite lines in a movie=pretty much the whole Fight Club script.

And all the lines in MST3K: The Movie (except for that one part when Cal's in the plane and Mike's doing the voice-over as if the pilot's telling the co-pilot to put his chute on because the plane's going down. That one's lame.).

Grosse Pointe Blank: Debi: "Is there a Mrs. Mysterio?"
Martin: "No, but I have a very nice cat."
Debi: "It's not the same."
Martin: "You don't understand, it's very demanding."
Debi: "It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?"
Martin: "I respect its privacy."

Martin: "You can never go home again, Oatman. But I guess you can shop there."

Debi: "You're a fucking psycho."
Martin: "Donnnn't rush to judgement on something like that until all the facts are in." (I know that line's just stolen from Dr Strangelove, but Grosse Pointe Blank did it better)

Princess Bride: Ah, fuck, most of 'em.

Hudsucker Proxy: After holding up a piece of paper with a circle drawn on it, Norville says, "You know, for kids!"

Whenever Norville has to say something with two "m"s in it, like mimeograph.

The whole boardroom scene after Norville introduces the Hula Hoop, and also the boardroom scene directly after Waring Hudsucker merges with the infinite.
"Not counting the mezanine."
Heh heh.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna quit there.

Detroit Rock City *FUCK SCHOOL!*
Garbage Pail Kids *ohhhhh........normies.....*(Nat Nerd)
Saving SIlverman *oh oh or the time in science class when i was tryin to light a fart with a bunsen burner and singed my ballsack? i still can't grow hair on my left nut...*(Jack Black)
Silence of the Lambs *it puts the lotion on its skin*

GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAANNNNNDD!!!!!!!!!!!
-Evil Dead 2

Pulp Fiction: "What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass."

Braveheart: "The good lord says he can get me out of this one. But he's pretty sure you're fucked! *laugh*"

I work movie quotes into everyday speach on a regular basis .. it's sort of a neurosis that I use to amuse myself

the quote I probably use the most is from 'natural born killers' when downey jr. says 'repetition works, david (pause, then again) repetition works, david ....'

there's a small sad irony in that somewhere I think

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog had some fun in the Star Wars Episode II movie line. Or wait...

Ohhhhh, movie *LINE*. I gotcha.

heineken fuck that shit... pabst blue ribbon (blue velvet)

today is a good day to die (flatliners)

Well, since I watched "Reservoir Dogs" recently, I have a bias towards several lines in that film:

MR. WHITE
"For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. Toby... Toby... Toby... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Chung... Fucking Charlie Chan. I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby the Jap I-don't-know-what, coming out of my right."

MR. WHITE
"No. What you're supposed to do is act like a fucking professional. A psychopath ain't a professional. Can't work with a psychopath. You don't know what those sick assholes are going to do next. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was, 20? Maybe 21?"

HOLDAWAY
"Pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell the joke, all right. Now the things you gotta remember are the details. It's the details that sell your story. Now this particular story takes place in a mens' room. So you got to know all the details about the mens' room; you gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. You gotta know if they got liquid soap or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks. If some nasty, low-life, scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. You got to know every detail there is to know about this commode. So what you've got to do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. While you're doing that, you gotta remember this story's about you and how you perceived the events that went down. The only way to do that, my brother-- keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it."

JOE
"No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. But they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way, I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow."

Last but not least:

MR. WHITE
"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. It drops him right to the floor. Everyone jumps. He falls down screaming. Blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you. But give her a look like you're going to smash her face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's the manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers-- the little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that, he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

"I gotta go drink this over!"- Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

"Baby, you got real ugly."- Army of Darkness

"Badgers? Badgers? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!"-UHF

"I know."- Empire Strikes Back



"The old magic's still there!"- Bad Taste

"You missed."- Falling Down

"What do we do now?
"Now... we die."- the Last Starfighter

"Get your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty ape!"



[Edited on Jul 26, 2003 by mingusdew]

"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramp, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells AWFUL... you might as well live." - Lisa (Angelina Jolie), Girl, Interrupted.

"This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass"
-Big Lebowski
That whole movie is brilliant.. God bless it.

"I'm 37!!!!"
-Clerks

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank Booth: No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.

Blue Velvet

Two Steve Martin classics:

"I couldn't fuck a gorilla" - Man with Two Brains
"MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP" - Sgt. Bilko

-reservoir dogs:

"are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"for a minute I thought I was dead....then from all the noise I realised it was the cops....if it was made guys I wouldn't have had time to think"-Goodfellas
(or any other line for that matter)
*that's a big bitch*Deuce Bigalo

From Unforgiven:
Little Bill: I don't deserve this! To die like this!
Bill Munney: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

12 Monkeys: "Wipeout the human race? Great idea. Great! Umm, more of a long term thing though. We need to focus on more immediate goals."

"Its not that I'm lazy, I just don't care"-Office Space

"Fuck it Dude let's go bowling"-The Big Lebowski

Shit! That should have been mine! You're good!

There is no way....no way that you could come from my loins...When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

Sherrif Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit