NEWS: Advertising Your Party on MySpace? Bad Idea.

CULTURE: Advertising Your Party on MySpace? Bad Idea.

Seriously, if your parents are going out of town, you should try your best to keep that party you’re having under wraps. It’s best not to, say, tell everyone on the world’s most popular Website when it’s going to go off. That is, of course, unless you want over 200 total strangers to show up and totally destroy your parents' house.

Although police were called to the site, they left after the teenagers turned down the music. The date and time of the next party will be my next story.

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Yeah, that's what happens when you let a large number of people you don't know into a party. You gotta have some kind of screening process.

HAHAHAHAHA. I love myspace. And stupid people.

dummy.

Awesome.

Oh the first 2 W's are for WORLD WIDE.

Somehow "You're grounded" doesn't quite cover it.

who the hell's first drunk thought is "LET'S FIND A WEDDING DRESS TO PISS ON! wooooo!"

moron.

Maybe "You're castrated" would work better. I mean, someone so stupid shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Don't know that's just fucking insane.... it's usually my last drunk thought.

damnit, i missed my chance to piss on a wedding dress. my life will never be complete now.

well, it was a girl afterall...

If I came home to that, I don't think I'd be able to punish him. I think there comes a point where there is no (legal) punishment big enough, and that forever having that on his conscience would do.

That and making damned sure he did more than his fair share of the cleanup.

CRAP!

How do you undo bulletin posts?

Where's the part of the story where the cops are called again after the sounds of random gunshots and high pitched screaming <weg>.....'Son, we'll let you pick which one to keep. The other will be propelled the opposite direction at Warp 10 by this shotgun'

this is why when u post party invites, u send the people to your friends house...just make sure they dont find out beforehand.

Don't know about a wedding dress, but a friend of mine pissed in someone's shampoo bottle once....

£20,000... what is that, like 78, 79 dollars? Either way, urinating on a wedding dress = priceless.

here is the thing guys/gals. the actual thought to post on myspace/facebook/xanga/SG..etc...isn't necessarily a bad thing. i do it ALL the time. here is the catch...you make a bulletin. and you make it so that ONLY your friends see the invite. i don't want to call 20 people and say "HEY..my parents are leaving town...lets throw a party." if you are popular enough...and if you tell the right people....they will come. now what you DON'T want to do is invite the ENTIRE internet....thats....just NOT a good thing to do..but I'm interested now...now does one go about inviting all of myspace?

the dumbest thing is they must have given out their address... Wtf

I usually try to find a Matisse painting of ashtrays to put out cigarettes on. I usually pee in the fridge.

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