Ask A Washed-Up Former Adult Film Actor

Ask A Washed-Up Former Adult Film Actor
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dear mr. former adult film actor, how does a person get into the dirty movie biz?

Well, back in my day, all you had to have was a 8, 9 inch dick and a healthy coke habit. They don't care about the men, though, dime a dozen. What you have to do is get a fine-ass girlie to agree to do a movie, but only with you. Then you're in, and there's no stoppin' ya... till the girlie quits and they send ya packin' back to the Quicky Mart. Nowadays they call the 8-9 inchers "tiny" and laugh 'em on the set. Still need the coke habit though. [sniff]

Dear Washed-Up Former Adult Star:

What do you think about the increasing STD rate in porn today? From what I understand, you're almsot guaranteed to catch something if youre working in the industry, even with the 'required' testing that AIM has set in place. How many companies that you know of besides Vivid actualyl use condoms? By the way, if you would be interested in writing your opinions on porn for one of those gossip sites, let me know. Thanks.

Dear Mr. Washed-up Former Adult Film Star,

How does a guy like Ed Powers (Dirty Debutaunts fame)get a job in porn and I can't? He's fat, ugly, an average penis and he doesn't pay these broads anything. Where's the justice, where's the love these little bisket backets aren't tossing my way. In other words... what does Ed Powers have that I don't!!!!

Sincerely,

Dear Mr. Washed up porn star,

Have you ever played PORN STAR GURU?