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Those damn McDonald's Chicken Select Commercials [2]

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Freeware gaming

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Gother Than Thou

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Do you believe in Angles?

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Going to New York [2]

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Battle of the cities

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Ask MisterSatan [7]

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Atheist Pamphlets and Materials?

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Do you love vintage clothing?

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Ebert Infiniatum

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"Optimus Prime for President"

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*sound of crickets chirping* [2]

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My Birthday is Next Monday...

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Life's Little Pleasures

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Iconic pop culture parodies.

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'fess up all you chocoholics

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"No one loves boobs more than me." [2]

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My First Drunken Post

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HEY YOU GUYS! [2]

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what superhero or villain would u be? [3]

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Movie Moments That Make You Cry [3]

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Most unappreciated television show [5]

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The Countdown Begins - GTA San Andreas

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Mister Satan: Wesley Willis Style

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unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

OCT 04, 2004 11:36 AM

MisterSatan said:

MisterSatan said:

jizzikah said:
Dear MisterSatan,

Can I have your love child?

Why... yes, yes you can.

I mean, maybe you should talk to my assistant about that.

Can I watch?

You saw the link in there, right?

Less talking, more watching.

[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 by unravled]

DaGhost

USA

December 2003

OCT 04, 2004 11:47 AM

MisterSatan said:

What are you, eight years old? Enough with the questions already!

That may be the funniest thing I have seen in days. OK, sorry, just bored here. Damn, trying to learn more about the psychology of Satan and I get shut down there. Going to go play with 8 year olds now.

cop_n_blow

USA

July 2004

OCT 04, 2004 11:48 AM

mistersatan,

do you work at arby's? i think i just ordered some cheese sticks from you.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 04, 2004 11:48 AM

Cash said:
Dear MisterSatan,

Where are my jelly-doughnut underpants?

Love,

Cash

Dear Cash,

Shuttup, fatass! You probably ate 'em!

Now if you'll excuse me...

"Time to make the doughnuts!"

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 04, 2004 11:48 AM

cop_n_blow said:
mistersatan,

do you work at arby's? i think i just ordered some cheese sticks from you.

I don't even have a job.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 04, 2004 11:49 AM

DaGhost said:
Going to go play with 8 year olds now.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

_VIC_

Chicago, IL

June 2004

OCT 04, 2004 11:53 AM

Dear Mister Satan---

Sicily will be mine to torture...is this true?

Ignignot

United Kingdom

September 2004

OCT 04, 2004 11:57 AM

MisterSatan said:

MisterSatan said:

arciform said:
Dear MisterSatan,

This morning I cut part of my middle finger off by accident with a disc cutter,

my question is, will women like me this way?

While lots of times, scars and other "accidental" body modifications can add to one's machismo and/or sexual appeal, cutting off part of a digit is a bit beyond that. Were I you, I'd make up some grand story to go along with it.

"So there I was with a bottle of Wild Turkey and a half-crazed Vietnamese playing poker in the back room of a bar..."

the truth unfortunatly is much stupider.

and women never liked me before I see no reason why they should start now.

Then why did you ask in the first place?

I was hoping you had some insider knowledge that I did'nt.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 04, 2004 11:58 AM

_Vic said:
Dear Mister Satan---

Sicily will be mine to torture...is this true?

Why don't you ask her yourself, Creepy McStalkerson?

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 04, 2004 11:59 AM

MisterSatan said:
Then why did you ask in the first place?

I was hoping you had some insider knowledge that I did'nt.

Fuck, are you kidding? I can barely point to my own pants most of the time, I'm so drunk.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 04, 2004 12:25 PM

MisterSatan said:

MisterSatan said:
Then why did you ask in the first place?

I was hoping you had some insider knowledge that I did'nt.

Fuck, are you kidding? I can barely point to my own pants most of the time, I'm so drunk.

To use a great line I learned in Seattle:

I'm pointing at you......with my pants.

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