i LOVE...

finding packaging GLUE in my cereal at the three in the morning as i'm just about to chomp down on the spoonful.

at least i found it. had it not been for my keen drunken keen-ness, i'd be eating some rubbery shit right now...

ever find any weird shit in your food?

Raisins

once i found tuna in a can of dolphin.

no actually nothing but hair.. but i shed like a mo fo so...

tickling a fetus... ...

sexy naked girls
thats why i joined this site.

I love it when...

my cat curls up to sleep on my pillow
I have time to read a book in a day
somebody changes my bedpan for me
I find a place to park in SF on the block I want
I hear Slayer when I least expect it

being quoted

You know Optic, I think your thread got hi-jacked...

Anyways, did you know they use glue (the grade-school Elmer's kind) in Cereal ad's instead of milk -- so the flakes (or whatever) don't get mushy...
But no, I don't think I've ever found anything unusual in my food.

My new nailpolish called "I'm Not Really a Waitress"

i once found mince in a dish of mashed potatoes.


oh wait, what did you say? it shephards pie? dang, then no found nothing interesting.

ooh, wait i found some plant material in some cakes once, they were grooooovy!

My friend found a rats tooth in a sausage in boarding school many years ago.
I was sitting next to him and was glad I didn't like sausage.