favorite insult?

I myself am partial to
"BITCHWAD".
for added entertainment value, and future utility, use it in a sentence!
As in "Please give me arms that I might strangle this BITCHWAD."

[Edited on Jul 23, 2003 by mingusdew]

malignant fuck is a strong one, but it is pretty mean

cock nose is a good one, beware, it induces giggles.

my favorite is
'your a whole lot of... something!'

"Shitbag"need I say more...

Now that I have started driving again after 5 years of no car, I find myself yelling (at other motorists) "That cell phone would look better shoved up your ass you stupid cunt (or fuck)!!" on a fairly regular basis. I do enjoy seeing the look on people's faces when I yell this at them.

[Edited on Jul 23, 2003 by james]

ermmm...i have many,but i tend to always go for ;-
" retarded shitbag"
"fuckin douche"
"daft flid twat"
omg, thats terrible but i have a quick temper and those horrid things have actually come from my sweet mouth.
wtf !

i wish i could say that this was mine but...
"no talent ass-clown" is not only great but it makes me laugh every time i say it out loud. Go ahead try it.

'When I come across people like you I can barely contain the vomit that is rising in my throat'
It's from Kids In The Hall so not very original but I still think it's funny

i say

dumb as a dead monkey quite a lot..

or

if you had another brain
it would be lonely

or

cuntfucker.

COCKASS!


(insert picture of Jack Black)

*sits sniggering at this mental image*
hehehehe

Spike

" bloody cum bubble!"

"You own American Beauty on DVD, don't you?"

Take a shit on the hood of their car

Your mom's pussy is so dry her crabs carry canteens.

Shitfaced Cockmaster.


An oldie but a goodie

"Someone must have pissed in your mother"

Mom!

" you goddamned, cock sucking, stupid ass, motherfucking idiot! "

Like this...?


Couldn't resist
Spike

winner

Cuntface
Assbag
Fucktard

I tend to use "cock gobbler" for insults and/or compliments.

hijo de tu puta madre!