I Wish They Would Invent...

If you faced the air-fares we do to go anywhere interesting, you'd be investigating teleportation too. *sigh*

I'd investigate scramjets first...hang on a second, you already are!

Basically Heisenberg states that 'The more precisely
the position (of an atom or particle) is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known.'

Quantum entanglement side-steps this issue of positioning and momentum as the position of a particle can be determined by the position of the particles interacting with it...therefore teleportation is now a scientific fact, not just science fiction.

I aim to please...

Arrr!

I could really use the robot housemaid about now.

I still want rocket pants and a sentient toaster.

hover surf boards. like the one Zell had on FF8. only faster.

Talkie Toaster? That would suck! "Would you like some toast? How about a nice biscuit? Or some waffles?"

dear, sweet pause button, how I adore thee. Guilt-free sleep. Could you imagine how productive we could all be if we just paused everything to get some shut-eye?

I've never even thought of a "save game" option, but that sounds fucking brilliant.

My husband and I are working on the teleporter thing, honest.

One of my strongest held beliefs is that world peace would be that much closer if we would just invent replicators.

*sigh* If only Star Trek were real...

...a breed of monkeys that would just sit on your shoulder so it could light your cigarettes and open your beers.

A pause and a fast forward botton for life... u know if you want to sleep a bit more.. just hit the pause botton.. and if u want your work to go faster then just hit the fast forward...

Dude, they have those- you call them "midgets".

trained helper mokey can do that and Mister Satan, he doesn't have a job he will work for peanuts.

a machine like in that episode of star trek the next generation, that David Ogden Stiers guest starred on, that vaporizes people when they turn 55. I don't want to vaporize everyone, just David Ogden Stiers, cause he was an asshole to Hawkeye, and I don't know the difference between TV and reality.